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Worlds collide all the time. One time I was at a party and the girl who played Wiener Dog from Welcome to the Dollhouse was there (not showing off). I dropped a glass of wine near her feet and it broke and she left almost immediately. Pretty cool, whatever. My point is, it’s not INSANE that Snooki interviewed Phoenix at the Grammys. If there are six degrees of separation between Will Smith and Stockard Channing, then there can’t be more than two degrees of separation between Snooki and Laurent Brancowitz. And while some people have made a bit of a fuss over the fact that she asks them if they have Guidos and Guidettes in France, I am just surprised that she knows they are from France in the first place, and also what France is.
Say what you will, Snooks is 10 times the interviewer that Billy Bush is. Someone needs to send that dude to the Phantom Zone to think about what he has done.
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that’ll be enough, Snookie, that’ll be enough.
super fantastique!
It’s closer than you think. Most people know Phoenix from that Cadillac commercial, and according to The Jersey Shore, this particular brand of Italians like Cadillacs a lot for some reason, so there ya go. Solved.
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Guidomania.
Snooki wins all of the Pulitzers.
You mean Poofitzers? Zing.
It’s not insane but totally appropriate that Snooki would interview Phoenix at the Grammys. I have never seen 3 hours with more “her?” moments in my lyyyyyyyfeeeee.
I CAN NOT STOP WATCHING THESE VIDEOS!!!! Snotti with Achy Breaky Jr. was the best. GLOOOOORIOUS!
he does look like the vampire edward. insightful. also i never found out what kegels are.
For some reason, I’m really bothered that Snooki doesn’t know she’s interviewing the baby daddy of the woman whose father directed the most renowned film in all of Guido history (and who helped ruin its horrible third installment). Doesn’t she lose Italian points? Even fake Italian points?
Since when was Sofia Coppola Brian DePalma’s daughter?
I didn’t know guidos loved Spider Man that much.
ahaha ‘une cagole’ = slut en français
I definitely had to spend a couple minutes figuring that out on google.
And it’s slang from Marseille, which is basically the Jersey Shore of France. Appropriate!
“Whaddas that mean?” That’s what she said, her whole life.
That’s good, no?
What I want to know is who appointed Snackerz? Like, who pictured her holding interviews at the Grammys and said “No, this is defintely a great idea.”
Snooki: So like, what do you guys, like do?
Phoenix:Well we’re an alterna-
Snooki: That’s cool so like, do you watch the Jersey Shore?!
Uuugh.
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Don’t go?
Good riddance…
But you guys… It’s Mr. Tribbles. Mr. Tribbles! This is like losing werttrew. Or you, whoa!. It’s almost as bad as losing Gabe.
Videogum will not be the same without you, Mr. Tribbles (Videogum will be exactly the same without you).
When I get that feeling I want.. textual healing…
I’m just amused that it was this post that broke the camel’s back. “A video where a dummy interviews a foreign band! No NO NONONONONO! THAT’S IT! I’M OUT OF HERE!”
Yeah, I don’t get it. Plus, I’m guessing it’s 90 percent likely Mr. Tribbles did not leave but is in fact still here, lurking, reading the replies to his comment and fuming. Hi Mr. Tribbles!
I dunno. Looking at his comments he?s had a grump coming on for a while. And you know how boys are: they think about breaking up with you for a long time; they act like they?ve already broken up with you when you’re not around; then, if they haven?t gotten you to break up with them yet, at the next tiny irritation they will ACTUALLY break up with you.
Unless, do you think he’s testing us to see if we are worth seeing still? Sometimes boys do that too.
because high school is complicated and boys are jerks.
YOU GUYS, SHE’S ON TO US
i’m actually a dude…who has gotten dumped by dudes…sometimes in the most frustrating ways. WHY CAN’T WE JUST TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
ugh. jerks.
I hope he left a mailing address so Gabe can send him his refund.
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Ah ha. And what is your most favorite thing about that show?
The exegetical commentary on the New Testament.
I think either that or the complex artistic statement about the human condition as can be seen through The Situation and his struggle, which is symbolic of all man’s struggle. Probably.
It totally looks like “edward” wants to smush Snookie. (am I using that right?) Well either that or I’ve been trained to think french guys with their ridiculously sexy accents are always flirting.
“Do you watch the show, Jersey Shore?”
“No we’re French.”
“Oh that’s terrible.”
hahaha?
Oh my gosh, it really does mean “slut”!!! I looked it up cause I didn’t believe it. that is some crazy shit.
I’m torn. Calling someone a slut even in french is not cool…but the accent clouds my judgment. ugh!
But calling someone a “Guido” is?
To be fair, this went a lot smoother than the time J-wow interviewed Jeff Mangum
From the mess to the masses
Her definition of Guido is different than my definition of Guido.
The connection is obvious, Laurent being a Gorilla Juice Head and all. Zexy, no?
wait, did she just ask if they have french people that are italian?
oh snooki, you’re a national treasure! GIVE THAT LADY A SITCOM!