Three words for you: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. The Internet’s tireless efforts to out-BONKERS itself will never cease to be a source of laughter and delight. Keep it up, Web!

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  1. Came across this the other day. The theme song is probably the greatest website theme song ever. Why don’t more sites have theme songs? I’m looking at you Videogum.com!!!!

  2. I literally had bookmarked this so I could submit it here. Gabe, did I send this in the future and you used a hot tub time machine to beat me to it?

  3. the place/person/thing generator really struck gold this time.

  4. Someone showed me this yesterday. What’s funny is that, despite the incredibly descriptive URL, I was surprised by the content.

  5. Internet,

    Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
    I know that you’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all… please. Thanks.


    But all he can say is “baby, it’s good to me.”

  6. Congratulations post-modernism, you have made this! (i am hungry)

  7. This is my favorite:

  8. obviously those are the tags for this post. duh.

  9. I think we’ll see way more of these in the future ala’ “FuckYeah____”

  10. My LOLk just increased modestly.

  11. I think that my favorite thing about this website is how much sense it makes, and also the fact that it was so overdue that the world was basically just needing it into existence.

  12. I did not expect to love this site nearly as much as I do. The interworld is full of surprises. And, apparently, pictures of Tom Selleck.

  13. I found this site to be really relaxing to look at. I mean that. Something just feels really right about all of this–perhaps, we’ve now seen what Heaven is really like.

  14. These are a few of my favorite things?

  15. I love putting on pajama jeans and touring this website.

  16. I love urls that sound like the setup to a Karnak bit.

  17. I guess Annie Leibovitz got bored of waifs

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