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The new issue of Vanity Fair hit newsstands today, featuring its annual Annie “Skid Row” Liebowitz photographed ‘Hollywood Issue.’ This year: up-and-coming young ladies of all races and creeds. Just a glorious rainbow of womanhood. The neat thing about this photo is how INTERESTING everyone looks. Just very cool, very different. Anyway, this week’s Videogum Caption Contest is going to be a lot of fun I’m sure, because there are so many different characters to choose from! And each of them is so unique and different from the others in every way! If you click on the image above, you can see a bigger version of the cover, which will be useful in getting inside your characters’ heads. The winning caption will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is a veritable who’s who of Young Videogum.
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The cast of A Blaffair to Rememblack.
Vanity Fair: ROOTS (Really though, this is as glaring as the name iPad. What a week!)
I am excited because the only one I recognize is Kristen Stewart! I have no witty caption, but I feel glad that my mind is relatively untroubled by this young Hollywood garbage! Yippee!
“Not Pictured: the puppet strings controlling their every move.”
Young Hollywood looks just like old Hollywood, but with :^(s
Glitter Graphics
“Well, Tiger, maybe a nice walk in the park will take your mind off all… ohhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit”
“Hey, what’s up with Topher Grace?”
“Hey look at us ladies here just chillin in the park casually no big deal just in my breezy rich person clothes with all my incredibly attractive everyone elses around me.”
“BARF”
Welcome the newest cast of the View. Coming Spring 2010! Streaming live to your Ipads.
This cover is the closest any of us will ever get to being mentioned on the same page as Scorsese and De Niro.
This cover is the closest any of us will ever get to being mentioned on the same page as Scorsese and De Niro.
White one: “I’m white.”
Kirsten Stewart finally gives birth to the mediocrity inside her.
Oh no! All that placenta will ruin her fashionable high-waisted shorts!
They’re saving Zoe Saldana for the Blue version of the Young Hollywood Cover
iTampon Heads
The 2010 line of stupid lamps. Now available at Ikea.
Origins: The LL Cool J Story
“Well, I guess I’m a racist.” – Vanity Fair
‘Friends – the movie’.
fire crotching tiger hidden ginger
I don’t know guys. there’s a lot of talk in here about how this picture is not racially diverse and all that. But how can that be true if when I saw this picture I seriously forgot that all of these women were white?
“I’m blacker than Barack Obama.”
-America’s Upper Class Youth, as inspired by Rod Blagojevich
The Unbearable Whiteness of Being
“Ok girls, lets take five. If you need to use the bathroom, don’t forget to wash your hands.”
Camp Big Love
“Still racist, after all these years, OOOOHHHHH still racist, after all these years…..”
?They?re going to be selling the youth cutting edge shit like face wash and Raybans for the next 4 years?
Well come on people. Do you know how strange it would look if they put Precious in that picture?
Remember these faces; they will be starring in all of Hollywood’s remakes, sequels and movies based on toys until Hollywood deems these women too old; which will be by the end of the year.