With all the high-minded talk this election season about who can bring more change to Washington, or who has more experience with intractable warfare, it’s time that someone, I don’t care who, but preferably Jon Glaser, got stone cold stupid about their candidate of choice.

It’s no Detroit Octane, but if you had to make love to a political parody song, I guess this would be the one. Whoops, I just barfed so much that I died. Yoga Ball Crunch The Vote, you guys.