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This Charlie Booker “How to Report the News” video has gotten more than 150k views in 24hours. People love jokes about how the sausage is reported!
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Maybe this is how the British report the news. Here in America, we just keep fucking that chicken.
Charlie Brooker is brilliant.
How the banger in the mouth is reported. Thats the joke isn’t it? Hello? I’ll see myself out.
In the most delicious way!
Is this a PSA?
I love him. I wish they aired Screenwipe and Newswipe on BBC America. He has great taste in tv and is really really funny.
Charlie Brooker is finally getting recognition! 2010 is looking up
Then, the report is uploaded to Youtube, linked to without much comment by bloggers, and commented on by people who have absolutely nothing to say but try to be clever about it anyway. At this point you yourself (yes you, who is reading this) become a part of the chain of self-reference by up- or downvoting those comments. This happens right about… Now.
I’m going to clone myself a million times so I can upvote you a million and one times.
Then someone replies to the most up-voted comment in the hopes of getting noticed and then sits at his computer repeatedly hitting F5 until someone comments on his comment or up- or down-votes him.
CHARLIE FUCKING BROOKER I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!
:D:D:D:D:D
Seriously, everything he touches is gold.
“…and ignoring all the pricks standing around him like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix.”
I could not love that sentence more. ALSO, Dowdy Kitchen Man FTW:
I was made aware of this by Josh Is Like Germany on Twitter. So, Thanks Josh Is Like Germany!
wait. i think you all missed the best part.