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It is almost depressing how excited I got today when I created a Twitter game that kind of succeeded. I mean, nothing happened. It is not trending or anything. @ladygaga didn’t play it. We didn’t even get any new followers on the @videogum Twitter (although I think we might have lost one?). And yet, there I was, Al Goring it up like I’d invented Twitter itself. Yikes. Clearly I have been on the Internet for too long. PULL THE PLUG, DOCTOR. But before I die and go to heaven, let’s play one more round!
The game is simple: #sponsoredmoviequotes
We’ve already got some great entries:
- “TONIGHT…WE DINE…IN APPLEBEE’S!” (via @videogum)
- “Why so Sirius?” (via @gabedelahaye)
- “Swiffer the leg.” (via @alexblagg)
- “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Diet Coke!” (via @thighmaster)
- “The problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of Hormel Turkey Chili with Beans in this crazy word.” (via @jasonmreich)
Anyway, have fun. Obviously, I am sad to leave (Earth) (for heaven) but I’ve had a good run. I invented Twitter (basically) for heck’s sake!
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You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie, a 12.2 megapixel Canon Rebel XSi.
That big fat planet-monster from the Transformer’s cartoon would be so proud…
“He’s not a lad, brother, he’s a man!…….The man from Wild Rivers”
Twix just got real.
I would not be surprised if Twix actually used that
Tonight it will be my Pop-Tarts you are dreaming of.
Yeah yeah I’m way late, but I tweeted it about 9 hours ago!
“Sometimes nothins a pretty coolforsale hand”
“I love scotch, Johnnie Walker Scotch, here it goes, down into my belly”
“Beef is never having to say it’s what’s for dinner.”
Not the Burt’s Beeeeeees !!!
DO you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning-fast DSL service from DirecTV?
“…Walt’s Favorite Shrimp, only at Red Lobster…Garlic Grilled Jumbo Shrimp, only at Red Lobster…Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp, only at Red Lobster…and that’s about it.”
All right you little freshmen bitches! You little freshmen sluts! AIR RAID ANT AND ROACH KILLER!
“Nobody can eat fifty egg and cheese croissan’wiches.”
“What’s in the Jack In The Box?”
Gold Bond, James Gold Bond.
Luke, I am your Papa John’s
It puts the lotion on its Schwinn or else it gets the hose again.
DING DONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME!
i… drink… your… JAMBA JUICE.
I’ll have what she’s having! And what she’s having is an ice cold, delicious beverage… from Sonic’s!
I’m the Burger King of the world!!!
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Caesar. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my pizza pizza, in this life or the next.?
Tthe world will look up and shout save us, and I’ll whisper…. got milk?”
My name is Domino’s Pizza Harvey.
Upvoted for a FANTASTIC avatar.
Er, that should’ve been directed at Fresh DJ Hot Breakfast, because A Confederacy of Dunces is one of my favorite books, and now I’m just bad at the internet all over the place. Play me off, Keyboard Kit-Kat.
I just read this entire thread and I think my upvoter is worn out! Kahdooz to everybody!
This shit just got realtek
“I love the smell of Palmolive in the morning…”
My teenage angst has a Body by Jake.
Help me Obi-People’s-Republic-of-Tai-wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.
I did this yesterday, and I don’t videogum at home, so here’s laziness. If I redo something someone else did, fuck you, I did it first (CHECK THE TIME STAMP)
I’ll Have what she’s having. Sugar Free Diet Pepsi. #sponsoredmoviequotes
“Guess who’s coming to dinner? Hormel Hams, that’s who. And a black guy” #sponsoredmoviequotes
Hasta La Vista… Baby – Rash… With Desitin! #sponsoredmoviequotes
Cuz its Friday, you aint got no job, you aint got shit to do – except use this turtle wax on your fine ride #sponsoredmoviequotes
You can take the blue pill, and wake up tomorrow as if nothing happened. Or take the red pill by phizer and be GREAT #sponsoredmoviequotes
“Don’t mess with the RedBull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
Honey I shrunk the Kids’R'Us
Neo: I thought it wasn’t real
Morpheus: Your mind makes it real
Neo: If you’re killed in the matrix, you die here?
Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind blowing refreshingness of new Dasani smartwater.
Why did you blow up the building?!?
BECAUSE YOU MADE A PHONE CALL-On the nation’s largest 3G network!!!
I am not worthy. I hope all of the entries in this week’s Monster’s Ball come from this thread.
WALL-eHarmony
“Come with me if you want to Save money, Live Better. Wal-mart.”
It’s a Trapper Keeper!
I drink your McSmoothie! I drink it up!
“I can’t carry the ring, but I can carry you Mr. Frito Lay?!”
“The first rule of Fight Club Med® is, you do not talk about Fight Club Med®”
Are we not Mentos: the freshmakers?
All work and no play makes Jack Daniels a dull GameBoy
We’ll always have Paris Hilton’s newest fragrance. Fairy Dust: do you believe in fairy tales?
(I made an account just so I could play this game.)
life is like a box of Godiva chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Oh My God, They Killed Kenny Powers, You’re fucking out, I’m Fucking in.
I drink your Cold Stone milkshake!
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the World of Warcraft Room!
Cash-4-Goldfinger
“Anakin, you’re breaking my Vespa!”
play it again, shamwow
“Go ahead, make my Days Inn”
“We will meet again in another life, when we are both ThunderCats.”
“Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool,”
“So do you, fast internet from AT&T”.
you have might putty lips.
-Deliverance
“May the force be with UPS”
I feel the need….the need…for Speed Stick.
FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMM…. from embarrassing personal itching, with Vagisil.
There’s no need to fear, Underarmor is here!
Today…I consider myself… the luckiest man on the face of the earth cause I saved on auto insurance by switching to Geico
Do or do not. There is no Trident.
“O captain, my captain! Crunch-a-tize me!”
Tony Montana: Me, I want what’s coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what’s coming to you?
Tony Montana: The World of Warcraft, chico and everything in it.
“A relationship, I think, is like a Shark Week, you know?”
“I wish I knew how to quit Uno!”
Bahhh fail! How do I delete it? :p
I MEANT: “I wish I could quit Uno!”
Oops I meant: “I wish I could quit Uno!”
Down here, its our TIMEX
Beam me up, Scotch Tape!
Hmm I’m not familiar with this movie quote.