Well, it is official, James Cameron’s lesbian Fraggle haircut is comically out-of-line with his financial situation.
“Lesbian Fraggle haircut” is fucking hilarious. Accurate too.
Is there another lesbian Fraggle? This one looks more like Jeff Daniels in Dumb And Dumber.
I liked Avatar, but I don’t think anyone will every see it outside of the theaters. If you watched it at home you’d actually have to be engaged by the plot which will NEVER happen!
You just offended both lesbians and Fraggles.
menwholooklikeoldlesbianfraggles.blogspot.com. (I wish.)
WASN’T THIS nearly GUARANTEED? That shit WAS SO crazy HYPED and by the GUY WHO made TITANIC (not to MENTION crazy EXPENSIVE TO see because OF 3D) that it WAS PRETTY much guaranteed TO SUCCEED.
He’s just growing it out so it’s easier to make the sex with nature.
All the money in the world wouldn’t cure my depression as a result of knowing that Pandora doesn’t exist
It does exist! You just have to kill yourself to get there. No need to be depressed!
How do you say “moneybags” in Na’vi?
And still, no headlines that read, “James Cameron Donates $_ Million to Haiti Relief Effort”.
$1.292 billion dollars so far. BILLION.
Good job beating your own record? Asshat.
“Chances that anyone will ever again doubt James Cameron have fallen significantly.”
No, James Cameron.
That kind of cash is gonna buy a lot of flannel shirts.
This announcement (other than marking the exact date it occured) was rejected by Duh Magazine for being too obvious.
Is there any accounting for the fact that I paid in quarters to see Titanic in the theater, but to see Avatar I paid roughly one (1) million doll hairs and promised James Cameron my first born?
James Cameron is so rich he gets to hang out with your boyfriend and your girlfriend.
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Avatar is really good. The plotline if obvious, much of the dialogue is pretty ridiculous, but it’s still the best movie I’ve seen in a while.
BETTER THAN The White RIBBON?
ANSWER: Fuck NAH!
says Captain Obvious McLamestain
At least it justifies my AVATAR (pictured left). But as soon as it hits #2 in the box-office, I’m going to jump to the Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightening Thief bandwagon.
Congratulations, James Cameron! You finally beat that other asshole: James Cameron.
I mean, not when you account for inflation, duh, no doy. But, uhhhh. Who needs inflation? Inflation is for balloons, dummy.
I read somewhere where Janet Reno Cameron said that he’d spent over 10 years developing Avatar. I’d believe that. I’d guess about 19 years…that’s how long it’s been since Dances with Wolves came out, which has the same exact f’n story.
Aw, crap. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that Cameron just made a quadrillion dollar version of the Smurfs.
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