Look out, Jim Cramer. There is a new borderline-insane baldhead with the pro finance tips we need to make our way through these difficult economic times. And the best part about Ron Frye is that he never admitted to manipulating the stock market in order to become a multi-millionaire as a crooked hedge fund manager, or misused his position as a television host to give historically disastrous advice. Dude is just a real guy like you or me, with a Tumblr account and an extraordinary understanding of modern finance and what it takes to be a father.

Of course, he could just be an actor playing a Tim and Eric style character as part of an elaborate on-line ruse created by the talented ladies at [redacted], but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s still very funny, Jim Cramer is an asshole and a thief, and that we should all tip when we eat at the buffet. I am moving this video up from a SELL to a DO NOT BUY!

Comments (21)
  1. More like Cranky Cash with Andy Rooney

  2. I sure hope we’re blessed with more installments of “That’s Your Broker!”

  3. “I don’t want to be a chartered accountant anymore… I want to be a lion tamer!!!

  4. i wasn’t going to cry until he brought up my dad at the end.

  5. I like that a person standing in front of a green screen is projected on the green screen Crazy Ron stands in front of. Meta genius.

  6. Did Gabe and Max teach this guy how to make internet videos?

    Cuz It’s good, I mean, I like it.

  7. Did he just say his airplane doesn’t have any penis?

  8. That’s Signatifiticky is my new catchphrase

  9. Rejected Crazy Cash titles: Cuckoo Coin, Berserk Bucks and Deranged Dough.

  10. So this video credits “Research” to “Todd Frye”. Am I the only one who hopes that Todd Frye looks a bit like this:

  11. I took an improv class that this guy was in. This is not an act. He is really like this, and by “this,” I mean awesome.

  12. Having a picture of him and the green screen up on the green screen is way too meta for me.

  13. I can’t wait to buy and sell stocks tomorrow based on Ron’s recommendations.

  14. Holy shit you guys. This man used to by my boss in an industry that is not show business related. My mind is freaking blown.


  15. This is what I do. I sit on you…right on your stocks.

  16. I like how he free associates to go from “Warren Buffet’s stock” to “I own all of Jimmy Buffet’s albums” to “when I see a buffet I go in, I sit down, I eat and I tip…..BUY THIS STOCK”
    that is some bullet-proof logic

  17. I find it inspiring that mentally retarded people without the backing of major news organizations can also share their wisdom with the world.

  18. I know it was supposed to be comedy, but I got all creeped out by the molester potential of that guy. I bet if you met him at a party, he’d be all back-patting friendly, but then as the night went on and the wine flowed, he’d crowd your personal space, and make too much eye contact, and put his hand on your arm while talking to you, and then before you know it, there’s a court-appointed doctor asking you to “show me on the doll where the bad man touched you” only you can’t because THERE ISN’T ENOUGH DOLL!!!

  19. Ron Frye:Economics::Sharon Spencer:Psychology

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