So this morning ABC is reporting that Katherine Heigl will NOT be leaving Grey’s Anatomy in the fall. Reports the AP:

“She’s absolutely staying with the show. There’s an unbelievable story line for her this year, which is really central to everything that’s going to go on this season,” [ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson] told a meeting of the Television Critics Association on Wednesday.

Well, I’m not entirely sure that “an unbelievable story line” and “diagnosed with a brain tumor” are mutually exclusive. But if ABC is serious about saving Dr. Isobel “Isaac” Stevens from leaving the post-apocalyptic skyscraper hospital, here are a few suggestions:

10. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
9. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
8. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
7. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
6. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
5. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
4. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
3. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
2. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
1. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.

You’re welcome again, Hollywood.

Comments (4)
  1. Don’t forget the autistic boy playing with a snow globe of Heigl’s head, before smashing it on a copy of Knocked Up

  2. Boooo! You suck, Grey’s Anatomy!

  3. Ugh. This is so disappointing. There’s no saving that show.

  4. happy_as_a_clam  |   Posted on May 31st, 2009

    I am excited that she won’t be taken off the show….granted she has done some stupid things in the past, it doesn’t mean they should kill her off.

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