The dinosaurs apparently aren’t the only huge, powerful things that are INCREDIBLY LIFELIKE. (Huh?) (Yuck.) (Via @vultureblog.)

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  1. Speaking of hilarious fanfic, Yoda drinks tequila.

  2. Ross Geller would totes eat that shit up.

    …Anyone get that? Yes? Then why aren’t you laughing?

  3. http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/OBPOY.html

    “Ellie watched helplessly, helpless tears falling down her helpless face, and she noticed that unless Grant cried from his crotch, he was having a very different reaction.”

    The rest is just… I’m speechless.

  4. I found this link way more entertaining and *slightly* less creepy, if only for the pictures

  5. ” “GRKHLONNGGGGHKGFLFGLGLUMMMPH!!!!” Joffrey whispered seductively as he continued to work his magic on her with his mouth parts, delicately teasing her harsh, sandpaper-like clitoris as he did so.”

    I dunno you guys, this just might be my grad quote.

  6. Jeff Goldblum.

  7. I thought this sort of thing died out in the Clitaceous period.
    Sorry.

  8. http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/07/the-sleepwalkers/

    (I promise it’s related. Just read to the end.)

  9. Damn you, Gabe! I thought this would be fun to check out and participate in but my Lady T-Rex turned out to be a TRANNYosaurus, and now I’ve got to pick up ointment for all these dinoSORES!

  10. Why would you subject me to such horrors, Gabe? WHY?

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