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Life isn’t getting any easier, I will tell you that much. If the recent events in Haiti have taught us anything, it is that we should all be a lot more grateful for what we have. The line between comfort and civilization and anarchy and death is razor thin, and it would not take much for life as we know it to be altered terribly and irreparably. We live forever on the razor’s edge, because there is no other way to live. But while we’re here, let’s take advantage of it! Like David Songer is doing! We should all be so lucky as to carve out a little tiny patch of happiness from the miserable rubble of the world we live in. Even if the only way to carve that patch is by standing out on our deck in khaki shorts and giving a manic, incomprehensible, six minute rant and calling it “comedy.”
Wait a second, “Comedy Act Part 38″? This dude literally has hours of material. He should probably have his own special. Neil Hamburger would open for him by just standing on stage in silence and shaking his head for 15 minutes. (Thanks for the tip, MacKenzie.)
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Should an evangelist be constantly doing pelvic thrusts like that?
Are you saying not every evangelist does this…?
Gabe, do you honestly think I’m going to watch a 6 minute clip of my uncle doing his comedy routine on the back deck?
It’s weird that your uncle is my boyfriend, yet we’ve never met. Let’s hang out at the next family get-together.
YOU GUYS GET OFF MY DECK
That’s your deck
TWSS!
Oh, deck? Nevermind.
This guy can’t get enough air sex
Well, really, can anybody? If there is one thing I can’t get enough of it’s air sex. And cheesesteaks. And heroin.
This is some zen shit.
David Songer>Dane Cook.
David Songer>Jeff Dunham.
Dave Songer > Jay Leno
David Songer>Seth MacFarlane
Dave Songer > Gabe Delahaye
I’m pretty sure Dave Songer was in his kitchen and he heard it so he came out on his porch with a video camera and decided he could do better.
No. I don’t know.
Tags: Daniel Songer | Happy | LOLZ
I like these tags. We should use these tags more often.
The first rule of standup comedy is “no shorts.” Everything else is perfect though.
The second rule of standup comedy is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT STANDUP COMEDY.
And the sixth rule is “No shirts, no shoes.” So, coupled with the first rule, he should be naked.
If what he is saying is true, that I could get money for nothing and whatever he is offering for free, I would use that money to pay him to leave me alone.
Bad Idea Khaki Shorts
I hate to be all personalstoriesgum today, but my boyfriend wears short khaki shorts with boat shoes sans socks too. Imagine having to walk around with someone dressed like this dope all the time. Feel sorry for me. I need your pity more than this guy.
Since you’re Gettin all meta with the self referentialism, and personal with all the personalstoriesgum, might as well give you high five for it –
Jesus Chirst. Lesson learned.
Just for Halloween, right?
It could be viral marketing for Sperry.
:52 = my threshold.
Looks like SOMEONE found an old coke vial from 1986 in his sock drawer while looking for old clothes to wear while painting his deck…… Not naming any names or anything….
This guys is the Matt Foley motivational speaker of stand up comedy.
I had the same thought – I think it’s the mirrored hand movements that really push the comparison over the edge.
I think this guy is about to fill NBC’s 10 p.m. scheduling void.
Where have I seen these moves before? Oh yes, I remember now.
Most Awesome
I AM FOR FREE!!!
Comment Synchronicity – EVAR
I think this guy’s acting perfectly normal for an evangelist.
greatest catch phrase of 2010: “STOMACH!”
RAAAAAAAANDY’s dad, everybody! Let’s hear it.
I think this is sort of relevantgum (since this is part six and all) and I have been meaning to voice this for a bit of time, but is something going to replace Double Dog on the top bar (like T14TT/ Joe Mande Live!, What’s up with TG?, or We Should All Be So Lucky. . . )? I don’t intend for this to start another round of “BRING BACK DOUBLE DOG” because Gabe can do what he wants. I mean, he doesn’t come to my job at Babies R’ Us and tell me how to fold the bibs.
Listen… Since you brought it up… we’ve kid of all been meaning to talk to you about your bib-folding…
He says what we’re all thinking!
1:52 – I saw a ball!
Also, I’m really psyched there is possibly 37 more of these.
Is this what the kids refer to as “upper-decking”?
I think we can all agree it’s time to pull the plug on the Internet.
Mary Katherine?
This is even better if you imagine the guys from Funny Games on the other side of the camera.
Does he remind anyone else of Edgar from 24?
I like when he says “and sure enough this beautiful girl walks up to me”
Always be making up stories for back deck comedy routines.
The parts about him being ignored and people not taking his calls are pretty believable, though.
I’ll have what he’s having! (Cocaine. He’s having cocaine, and I’ll have some.)
I can’t wait for the auto-tune version. Seriously. Anybody working on that?
The cut at 3:52 was due to the camera person having to restart his heart.
You guys really need to check out Part 46, in which Dan the Poet Man does his infamous “Street Road Avenue” bit. Truly amazing in so many ways.
A few observations: 1) His wife/life partner/roommate(s) obviously won’t let him do this in the house. 2) If this is indeed part 38, this is totally the Ring Cycle of comedy (evangelizing? comedeizing?). 3) Why do these guys ALWAYS have well-developed calves? 4) He is making it happen for my life.
According to his YouTube channel, he hasn’t logged in for a year. I watched the last video (part 48), and needless to say, it ends with him being escorted off “his” deck wearing a straitjacket, pelvis thrusting in the wind
The YouTube comments are brilliant: “AMAZING, keep it up, hilarious.?—”Probably the greatest comedian of our generation.?”
I just like that when he squats you can see the outline of his penis.
I just found out he’s a published author of three books. Seriously.
There’s only one copy of “I’m a Statue,” his book of “poems, lyrics and slogans,” left in stock on Amazon! Wanna go halfsies?
No thanks. I’m good on that.
I’m loving these comments.
there has got to be a early 90s rap/r&b cut this would mashup with (do the kids still do that? is mashup both a noun and a verb?). i’m thinking “shoop”.
I was already having a great day because of maxine, but david’s taking me to a whole other level. he’s like a tsunami of fuck yeah hitting my village of stoked.
He’s an entertainer first, a friend second, and a boss third.
This is why I never want to live in the middle of the woods. Also, the woods.
I gotta be honest. After about 2 minutes of this, I went back to Keyboard Dog for a palate cleanser.
Raaaaandy!!!
I don’t think this guy knows what a joke is. Like not that he is not funny, which he is not, but that he never actually tells jokes. He is very limber though.
Hi guys. It’s pretty obvious that he loves Glenn Beck and owns a bottle of chloroform.
Nick Madson was caught doing this act the other day.