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I’m glad Ronnie got arrested for knocking a dude out last week, because we’re all adult human beings living in a world of consequences, but OF COURSE that dude turns out to be a terrible racist. Just take them all, police. Except Pauly D, he seems nice.
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Pauly D? Nah bro, Vinny is clearly the nicest fist pumper of them all. Just check out this jewel of a quote.
?I don?t give a f*** if you?re fat, you?re ugly, you?re 45 years old, I?ll dance with you.? – Vinnie
Vinny is definitely your coworker/classmate. Harmless yet oddly self aware.
The classic “I only said ‘n****’ because they were saying ‘guido’” argument. Airtight!
We’re going to need a bigger Southern Poverty Law Center.
Sammi is the biggest nightmare on that show. It makes me feel bad for Ronnie, who is always making excuses for her.
Oh, the things I want to say to commenter “Mikey,” who attempts to bring some civility to the conversation with this gem:
“Why do jersey douches like this use such hateful language?! Black people are just like normal people, no better or worse.”
Vinny’s eyebrows are by far the best cast member, hands down.
I like that TMZ has to clarify the slang’s misspelling. Thanks TMZ! The more you know!
I find it amusing that Snooki can’t buy a fuck.
“Look, little Italian white man, I enjoy Sylvester Stallone’s movies too. Why don’t you just go hop in your IROC Z-28 and take your ass home.”
-Beddie Burphy