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It almost goes without saying that Britney Spears is your girlfriend. But even now, after all of the years that you have been dating, and loving, and remarking on how crazy it is that you have SO MUCH in common, sometimes it is still nice to be reminded of what it is that you see in her. For example, your mutual appreciation for talking to everyone in Stewie’s voice from Family Guy. (Perfect. That is what the matching tattoos say on both of your lower backs.) From ContactMusic (Thanks for the tip, Edith.):

Britney Spears has started speaking in a British accent.

The 28-year-old singer has become obsessed with animated US TV show ‘Family Guy’ and has reportedly been wandering around Los Angeles’ Mondrian Hotel mimicking the voice of troublesome baby Stewie, whose English accent is voiced by show creator Seth MacFarlane.

A source said: “Britney has developed a real fascination for ‘Family Guy’. She’s been staying in the hotel’s penthouse suite and has been watching box sets.”

Britney has been addressing hotel staff in the voice much to their amusement.

The source to The Sun newspaper: “She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent. It’s a bit weird, especially when she’s in the gym speaking like a camp Brit.”

This is not the first time Britney has spoken in a British accent.

That last sentence alone is worth all the Pulitzers.

“Mom, dad, I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate how you’ve both stood by me over the years, and I know that sometimes it was hard, and you wished that I would just go into something more reliable, like law or medicine, and I couldn’t have done it without you. But I am a real journalist now.” That’s what you say to your parents to try and deflect the conversation from the topic of the mistakes they believe you are making with your love life. Also you write articles about your girlfriend.

“It’s complicated.”
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Comments (39)
  1. There’s no video?

  2. So this is the answer to the age old question “What happens when an unstoppable worst (Family Guy) collides with an immovable fail (Britney Spears): You get a Stewie sounding Britney Spears. Universe, your wonders never cease to amaze me.

  3. “This is not the first time Britney has spoken in a British accent.”

    Two words: GOL and DEN.

  4. I thought my girlfriend was making a comeback. >:-( Turns out she’s 11 years too late on another count.

  5. “It’s Britney, WANKER!”

    -Britney Spears, Esquire

  6. A few months ago, I watched (while steadily drinking) a few episodes of “Chaotic” online, and this girl is seriously vulnerable, lonely, needy, and in desperate need of real people around her.

    …actually, maybe not. Maybe buying a farm and doing farm things on that farm would help her out immensely.

  7. I’m sooo excited for our wedding! It turns out Bloodhound Gang IS available to play at our wedding! W00T!

  8. What seems newsworthy now will be instantly forgotten as soon as she reaches her “Cleveland” phase.

  9. That’s supposed to be an English accent?!?!?! Who on earth has Seth MacDouchelane been listening to?

    • “MacFarlane based Stewie’s accent on the voice of English actor Rex Harrison, particularly on Harrison’s performance in the 1964 musical drama film My Fair Lady.”
      -Wikiwhoseawhatzit

  10. I’m disappointed, girlfriend, that you have such terrible taste in TV and do stupid things like speaking in a fake accent. Do you have anything to say for yourself??


    I didn’t think so. I’m disappointed too.

  11. Much to their amusement… shortly followed by “Thanks for the 20-spot, guv’nah!”

  12. Must have caught it from Madonna.

  13. I wonder what her kids think when she speaks to them like that??

    Just kidding, Britney Spears never speaks to her children.

  14. Guys don’t gang up on my girlfriend! She’s just going through a phase ok?!

  15. Gabe, I know that Britney Spears is my girlfriend. However the more we talk about that mentally unstable (for lack of originality) train wreck, the larger her powers become. Stop feeding the beast. Acknowledging unstable celebrities is what’s bringing this country down.

  16. Brit Brit talks like a brit and Reuters gets pulitzer happy… While we keep looking the other way as Lady Gaga continues spoutin off crazy shit in Aramaic.
    Racist

  17. Her next album? “Shine your shoes, guvnah?”

  18. I’d love to see this journalist’s face when he finds out his source was unknowingly following Amy Winehouse.

  19. What the deuce?

  20. Of course, in England, they call girlfriends “lorries.”

  21. LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!!
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    LEAVE HER ALONE!!! >.<

  22. My favorite part of this is that “Britney has developed a real fascination for ‘Family Guy’.” That sounds like a mom describing her son in college, “You know, I never would’ve expected it, but Brandon has developed a real fascination for Victorian literature.” Nobody develops a fascination for Family Guy. At the very best, they develop a mild enthusiasm for Family Guy.

  23. I was going to make this comment basically saying of course she loves Stewie, she’s a classic fag hag, and then I seriously had this intense conversation in my head WITH MYSELF about whether I thought that term was acceptable and even if I did whether that term would be acceptable to the Videogum community at large, cause that is something I care about, I am no warden el fuego, OK, but after having that whole conversation and not really coming to a conclusion at all, I am left to just shake my head and accept that once again Britney Spears has broke my brain.

    • Yes, she IS such a classic fag hag, what with her famous gay best friend and the way she’s notorious for gallivanting around with gay men all the time. What a fag hag.

  24. Holing up in a hotel with box sets of Family Guy doesn’t seem like a good career move, but then again she is a millionairess and I am not, so I’ve just learned to quietly support her.

  25. middle school me would’ve thought this headline was a dream come true.

    incidentally middle school me did not understand sarcasm and assumed that blog headlines were precient

  26. i’ll allow it

  27. Blimey, I did it again.

  28. Man I would marry Britney Spears over and over again if I could.

  29. Let’s not forget my girlfriend lives the type of lifestyle where she may have had a stroke at this point in her life. Foreign Accent Syndrome anyone?

  30. Does that mean she is going to start wearing a Pink Wig again?

  31. Misery loves company.

  32. Britney will always be my angelfriend.

  33. Throughout all the head-shaving and involuntary hospital stays, I never worried for her mental health – until now. Voluntarily watching Family Guy is a sure sign of psychosis, and that’s just a scientific fact.

  34. then for the good of humanity…
    stew

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