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What is hanging, dudes who are working hard to correct the mistakes of their less open-minded fathers and grandfathers, and young women who take access to higher education and the free pursuit of careers for granted! Jiggy with me! The winter break has ended and now it is back to work. A lot of adults forget how much work it is being a teenager, and all of the stress that you are under. But Videogum’s Teen Korner understands. Hit the showers!
One thing that’s very important for teenagers to keep in mind, though, is that even though you are becoming young adults and you are taking on more and more responsibility and beginning to take serious steps on the path towards your future, you are still, at least in some ways, just a kid. So have some fun! Ecto-cooler! Obviously, we’re not saying that you don’t need to study for your SATs. You do! Those vocabulary words aren’t going to infer comparative relationships to themselves. But it is important to enjoy your youth while you have still got it. They say that youth is wasted on the young, but it doesn’t have to be!
And what better way to blow off some SA-sTeam than with a really neat on-line game in which you get to…put clothes…on a naked Morgan Freeman body? GIRL POWER!
Oh neat! His suit is sparkly because fashion. I think the best thing about this game is how fun it looks and how much it has its finger on the pulse of WHAT kids actually WANT. Play here. I did:
Looking good, Morgan Freeman! Very normal.
Another thing that is really radicaldude is that they offer HINTS in the event that you get totes stuck. (What?) It’s just nice in this complicated and confusing world to have a (VERY FUN) game where everyone wins. I think we’d probably all like to see a little more of that in the Middle East. Just because we are teens doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about important issues. Take us seriously! That is what you probably say to your stupid parents who don’t understand ANYTHING. (Thanks for the tip, Tim.)
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Aww man, I just spent like thirty seconds clicking the picture of the game thinking it was the actual game. Totes to the lame!
My Morgan had his glasses tattooed on.
UNCANNY VALLEY.
We talked about the uncanny valley in my Lit Theory class today. Apparently it’s a real thing in robotics, and not just something Frank makes up on 30 Rock. Regardless, I couldn’t help thinking about it in terms of Star Wars.
Sartorial advice is always appreciated by the rich and well-haberdashered.
I’d rather dress up his cute little penguins.
Oh, Morgan Freeman – you can Nelson my Mandela any time. (I don’t know what that means)
OMG, Morgan Freeman is sooooooooooooooooo HAWT!?
Nipple chain?
Vestis virum facit
Pretty kewl beans, but I think that the Morgan Freeman the teens of today want, has way more moles and skin tags on his face
Morgan Freeman is looking SMOOTH! Skin-wise, AND fashion-wise!
Look at all the different jobs he’s had, he’s like a real-life Barbie
A barbie that doesn’t age… scary
I’m not gonna lie, I actually really like dress up games, although I don’t know why. Maybe because there’s no real challenge, and you can quit whenever you get bored. Hmmm, I wonder what that says about me as a person…
It might mean that the list of jobs you’ve had is comparable to Morgan Freeman’s list of jobs as outlined in Ian’s slick flowchart (is that a flowchart? Should flowchart be two words–flow chart?).
you can select from quite a variety of canes to go with his outfit…
super skeevy, teenbots. i’m pretty sure the “Morgan Freeman Dress Up Game” is how he got things going with his step-granddaughter.
“Hey! That’s not how we should treat a widely respected Academy Award winning actor.”
“Shhh! You’ll wake the baby.”
I like to dress up Morgan Freeman as a vampire.
I like to call this outfit Morgan’s gay magician outfit. So cute! If only you could see the shoes.
Whoops! Here we go.
It’s all about accessorizing and wearing multiple pairs of trousers that defy physics and cut out of your own shoes.
Last year it was all about the Abe Vigoda dress up game. Kids and their fads. Also I want a fridge full of Ecto-cooler. I want to recreate the fridge from my childhood. Six pack of Mondo, bulk box of Ecto-cooler from the Price Club (Costco now!), couple of six packs of Tab for my parents (I got addicted to that stuff in high school), Sunny-D for my brother (I hated that shit. HATED it.)… wow, its going to be difficult to get some of this stuff I can tell already.
I hope they bring back Ecto-cooler with the next Ghostbusters franchise. And gummy bear oatmeal ’cause that was like crack for kids who ate oatmeal.
Though gummy bear oatmeal had nothing to do with Ghostbusters. It’s just delicious.
No matter what I did I could not make him a convincing Mandela.
April and Millie are looking for proof of teenage Morgan Freeman, but so far this is the closest they’ve come.
i went for hipster-morgan-freeman. worked with what i had.
When I clicked on this I thought it was Morgan Spurlock we were talking about. I’m not sure which would be worse. Can we please see Freeman with the Spurlock stache?
Dudes, this is out of date! You gotta play the SUPER version! It’s even better!
http://jayisgames.com/archives/2010/01/super_dress_up_morgan_freeman.php
FUN FACT: I belong to the First Church of Morgan Freemantology.