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I don’t know who The Systems of a Down are. I think my great grandson tried to play a DVD of them in the car one day when I was driving him to Arby’s, but it just sounded like noise, and I said, Jeremiah, you turn this off! And I made him put WXOLD back on. They were in the middle of 5 Benny Goodman Songs At 5PM, my favorite late-night treat. But I do enjoy young people in the full flush of youth. You are a very big rock, indeed, Jonah! (Thanks for the tip, Sydney.)
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This is all tissue paper and soft lights. Bring some noise, son.
As fun as this is, I’m going to assume it’s a viral advertisement for SJC Drums; glasses tattoo man has completely ruined the internet (see also: the magic) for me.
Needs more triangle. The Systems of a Down were all about the triangle.
All while chewing gum! This is a viral ad for Being Coordinated.
He may well rock but I imagine he can’t also roll at the same time. Kids today with their crazy ideas about drumming…
Baby headphones aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
Seeing that Jonah’s parents Let Jonah Be Jonah while ensuring his baby hearing is protected makes me smile. I mean, OK, you put videos of your kid on the internet, that’s an uncomfortable gray area, but you demonstrably care about his tiny ears, so overall, good job.
I’m going to go out on a shaky limb and say setting up a website for your 5-year-old, as well as buying him a fucking personalized drum set, is NOT the paradigm for healthy parenting. Better rock those skins, Jonah! At the rate healthcare costs are climbing, talk therapy about your parents is gonna be REAL expensive when you’re 18.
The “personalized” part of the drums looks like sharpie to me, but okay.
Looks like System of a DownVote up in this juke-joint.
I bet this kid grows up to be an accountant–much to the dismay of his father.
that kid is obviously super great at the drums, but the whole “jonah rocks” machine that is apparently in place makes me feel weird. just let your kid hit his drums without copyright protection.
I really want to love this, but I am honestly too bummed out about Jay Reatard.
For real, dude.
What happened?
He d*ed…
You guys, this kid can DRUMLINE!
Oh I get it – ALL black people play drums, huh? Racist.
i’m noticing a theme emerging here- infants thrashing to a day to remember, roosters screaming death metal, kids crushing soad- can we get some puppies rocking out converge already?
I bet this Jonahas brother is a virgin too, amirite?
Saw this dude at CMJ. Def brought it. Heard he signed to Sub Pop or Rough Trade.
Watch out Nick Cannon! Next thing you know this kids gonna have his own freestyle/hiphop/sketch/comedy show on MTV. DRUMLINED, Son!
Six more pieces and I got a bigger set than Neil Peart from Rush, yeah!
This video makes me want to have children.
This kid is a shoe in to play Bam Bam for the next live action Flinstones Movie.
Jaw dropping. I dropped my jaw and I can’t get up. My systems are all down.
somebody give Travis Barker a call and get this kid on a mashup.
Jaw dropping. I dropped my jaw and I can’t get up. My systems are all down.
See?!
?uestlove’s late night NBC replacement
What dad loves RAWK music so much that he makes his kid learn the drums this well, but can’t even put enough time into figuring out how to play the guitar along with his kid’s drumming?
“I love you enough to chain you to your drum kit until you can play along with ‘The System’ well enough to impress my drunk friends, but not enough to learn some drop-d power chords.”
–Father of the Year.
This video makes me sad cuz i could start playing the drums now, play for years and probably never be as good as this 5 year old child. JEALOUSY
I know how you feel. I didn’t get any of my grandparents musical genes. I can’t even play Rockband without poking myself in the eye….with the mic
I wish my parents tried to live vicariously through me. I may have issues with em, but at least I could express them through some whiny song that makes me lots of money and sex & drugs n whatnot.
I would listen to 5 Benny Goodman Songs At 5PM. Sounds awesome.
more like property of http://www.MYHEARTMELTING.com
How soon is too soon? My wife is two months pregnant. I need to be famous on the internet.
I knew there was a lost black Jonahs brother