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Dude is dark. Real dark. He fills entire journals with drafts of his own obituary and one time gave himself a homemade tattoo of a skull throwing up on Goebbels. I’m telling you: dark. (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Jugga-loodle-doo!!
This had to do with farming, how?
Shut up, Rooster.
I will upvote this gif in any context, I love it so.
that’s dark, jack. very dark.
Misleading title, Gabe.:(
No homo.
Mohawks made from flesh = metal
Say your prayers little one
Don?t forget, my chick
To include everyone
Cluck you in, warm within
keep you free from foxes
till the MONSTER CHICKEN he comes
sleep with one eye open
gripping your nest tight
Exit, Light
Enter, Night
Take my claw
we’re off to never-never land
Something?s wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren’t of snow white
dreams of KFC, dreams of Popeye?s
dreams of dog’s ire
and of things that will bite
sleep with one eye open
Something’s definitely wrong alright.
Rock out with your cock out. (zing!)
woof.
Jam out with your clam out! WHY?
Rock out with your cock out
double woof.
That rooster is EVIL.
That cock is so hard…core.
Hasn’t this rooster covered Such Great Heights?
Nah, you’re thinking of Adam Young.
Yeah yeah yeah, he’s so hard or whatever. I’m just trying to resist making a “cock” joke but I’m 11 so it’s really hard. Ugh.
That’s what somebody said, but your age has disarmed my wit of its razor.
Still better than Nickleback.
This video has also been going around as “How To Make Nickelback Bearable“.
His former band leader blew his brains out only to have the guitarist turn the brains into soup and the skull bits into a necklace. Then the former bassist killed that same guitarist. Its amazing he still puts out music…
You made a Norwegian black metal joke. I like you.
So kvlt.
That’s my pet, this rooster.
This rooster and the goat that sounds like a man need to be mixed together. Come on internet, you sleeping on the job today?!
This guy sleeps in a coop made of razors. This guy eats his corn feed with a sword. This guy once pulled out all his feathers onstage WITH HIS OWN BEAK!
http://www.myspace.com/beak666
It’s about time we had an all-bird battle of the bands. It is 2010, after all.
Is this the first time to use the “Barns” tag? I sure hope it’s not the last!
I think this is the very first and, ostensibly, the very last time I will have found something online before it was posted on Videogum.
“Great success!”
–Borat circa 2006/Me circa now