It is one thing for awful 18-year-olds to use a bad reality show to get “famous,” it is even worse when an even more awful 900-year-old Tommy Wiseau vampire uses those awful 18-year-olds to get a reality show of her own. Trailer here.

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  1. This got me thinking…can we have a BNPG based on taking old Nickelodeon stars and fabricating breakout movies for them? Too vague? I’ll go first.

    Kenan The Barbarian

  2. Come Kel or High Water – thriller about a sinking island, and of course… Orange Soda.

  3. Avatarissa Explains It All…..I got nothin

  4. My Maronna.- Big Pete? My Sharona? Get It? I’m drowning out here!

  5. Got another one: Rugratrace

  6. Pete & Pete’s Infinite Playlist

  7. How about, AHH!! Real-Estate Monsters. I suppose this would be more a reality show about washed up cartoon monsters trying to make it as real estate agents.

  8. You Can’t Do That on Sherlock and Holmes. There you go, Gabe, you can have your thread back. Ain’t no one topping that one.

  9. Rocko and Juliet.

  10. Hey Dude, Where’s My Car?

  11. Rocko’s Modern Waking Life

  12. The Curious Space Cases of Benjamin Button.

  13. The road to Kell is paved with good intentions. And Christian Louboutin pumps.

  14. since we’re not talking about skelly anyways and since I’ve always been too dumb for BNPGs — can we discuss how upsetting these giant omnipresent michael cera faces are? or are they only in my mind????

  15. Marky Marc Summers and the Funky Bunch

  16. ok. i’ll bite…especially now that monster’s ball is up.
    Rocko’s Modern Life in Ruins
    Eliza Thornberry goes Wild
    Gullah Gullah Shuttah Island
    Allegra’s Rear Window
    NYPD Blue’s Clues
    You Can’t Do that IN THE MOVIES
    Eureeka’s Moving Castle
    Rugrats: Youth in Revolt
    Avatar: The Last Airbender

  17. Oh come on! I was all set to meet Kell and then I wasn’t allowed to because I live in the world of Timbits and Olympic disasters….at least warn us before we get our little Canadian hearts broken.

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