It is one thing for awful 18-year-olds to use a bad reality show to get “famous,” it is even worse when an even more awful 900-year-old Tommy Wiseau vampire uses those awful 18-year-olds to get a reality show of her own. Trailer here.

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It is one thing for awful 18-year-olds to use a bad reality show to get “famous,” it is even worse when an even more awful 900-year-old Tommy Wiseau vampire uses those awful 18-year-olds to get a reality show of her own. Trailer here.
This got me thinking…can we have a BNPG based on taking old Nickelodeon stars and fabricating breakout movies for them? Too vague? I’ll go first.
Kenan The Barbarian
Avatarissa Explains It All……I got nothin
Holy shit Joefry, do you see what you did there? You stole this comment thread right out from under Gabe’s nose! Power shift! Joefry is now our leader!
Just trying to have some monster fun on Friday. Gabe don’t delete me! I come in peace!
Come Kel or High Water – thriller about a sinking island, and of course… Orange Soda.
Avatarissa Explains It All…..I got nothin
aaaaaaaaaaand fail.
I, Carlius?
My Maronna.- Big Pete? My Sharona? Get It? I’m drowning out here!
Got another one: Rugratrace
Too good.
Pete & Pete’s Infinite Playlist
Pete vs. Pete
Ballistic: Pete vs. Pete.
(It’s like a puzzle! We all play a part!)
How about, AHH!! Real-Estate Monsters. I suppose this would be more a reality show about washed up cartoon monsters trying to make it as real estate agents.
You Can’t Do That on Sherlock and Holmes. There you go, Gabe, you can have your thread back. Ain’t no one topping that one.
Rocko and Juliet.
Hey Dude, Where’s My Car?
Are You Afraid of the Dark Knight?
Wild & Crazy Kids Say the Darnest Things
Fun House, M.D.
I’ll stop now.
Rad. You totally hit for the cycle there.
So many half-naked teenaged boys rolling on a bed with a remote control up the ass. Yikes. I just typed that.
Rocko’s Modern Waking Life
The Curious Space Cases of Benjamin Button.
The road to Kell is paved with good intentions. And Christian Louboutin pumps.
since we’re not talking about skelly anyways and since I’ve always been too dumb for BNPGs — can we discuss how upsetting these giant omnipresent michael cera faces are? or are they only in my mind????
Marky Marc Summers and the Funky Bunch
ok. i’ll bite…especially now that monster’s ball is up.
Rocko’s Modern Life in Ruins
Eliza Thornberry goes Wild
Gullah Gullah Shuttah Island
Allegra’s Rear Window
NYPD Blue’s Clues
You Can’t Do that IN THE MOVIES
Eureeka’s Moving Castle
Rugrats: Youth in Revolt
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Oh come on! I was all set to meet Kell and then I wasn’t allowed to because I live in the world of Timbits and Olympic disasters….at least warn us before we get our little Canadian hearts broken.