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White Diamond is your perfume. It is the one that you put on before a night out on the town (“three tickets for The Blind Side, please”). It is the one that you put on when you have not felt like showering for eight days (“you don’t understand, there was a Bridezillas marathon on WE and all of my clothes have sauce on them”). It is the one that you put on when you want to impress that special someone (“that’s right, I have wooden coat hangers”). It is the one that you put on that makes all the other girls wonder who is that? (“No, seriously, who is that? Who invited her?”) White Diamond Perfume: it is not what you wear it is what you spray on your face and sometimes crotch (“it was an emergency! I needed it there!”).
Take notes, Rhett and Link. There is no parody of perfection. (Via Dlisted.)
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I really prefer ck on.
Someone get Don Juan some Windex for his Goody mirror.
That upside-down mirror was the funniest thing in the whole video. And that’s saying a lot.
I love to go on dates dressed as a jellyfish it makes me feel so impulsive
What, is it a crime now for a lady (who is not crazy at all) to want to feel sexy when she goes to a nice restaurant?
It makes me feel like a (totally sane) fairy princess. I hope my date wears a cowboy hat!
Is that Kate Bush? Sometimes, when I am having a bad day at work, I’ll watch the “red dress” video for Wuthering Heights four or five times in a row. It’s therapeutic, if you consider stifling church giggles and trying not to pee yourself therapeutic.
Yes it is. Voice of an angel, and gif-able as hell. She’s like an alien genius.
“It’s therapeutic, if you consider stifling church giggles and trying not to pee yourself therapeutic.”
Thanks, Apesofmath GIF! Therapy complete!
I prefer the blood diamonds version.
Elizabeth Taylor looks great!!!!
This is probably made by Odiar…
Odeon. Sorry. 60% of the time I’m too lazy to do the five seconds of internet research it would take to spell things right… every time.
More like Odious, amirite?
“you don’t understand, there was a Bridezillas marathon on WE and all of my clothes have sauce on them” this sentence smacked me in the face with its truth.
I have an uncomfortable feeling that Gabe has just held up a mirror to us all*
*us all = me
Maybe if they didn’t spend all their money on DIAMOND PERFUME, they could afford a goddamn bathroom.
That is a mirror hung up on a curtain.
I’m pretty sure this was filmed in my old high school auditorium.
According to YouTube, it is your old community college auditorium.
“I just need a spritz or two” she says as she sprays herself 5 or 6 times.
I can’t help it if my tangy McRib is messy!
That’s supposed to be a reply to super!. Shouldn’t the little box next to “In reply to” be filled in by default if you clicked “Reply”?
“These have always brought me luck…Or not”
This is great because I was down to my last bottle of Enorme and was really looking for a fresh scent for the new year.
I’M GOING to buy THIS shit for MY ex.
same set, same guy, several even funnier videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/JuniorX08#p/a/u/2/a9mBly2lD1E
Hey! My mom uses the perfume.
Good to see Eric Wareheim is getting commercial work.
Ay Papi! (Someone had to say it.)
I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who appreciates the delicate scent of a geriatric streetwalker. Solidarity in numbers, ladyfriend!
I’m 110% convinced this was filmed in my home town… EL Paso and that they got an A in their EPCC communications class.
Your one chance to plug cologne and you blew it.