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One of the downsides of being a pop-culture blogger, besides being called a pop-culture blogger, and pajama rash, is that your responses become hair-trigger. You need to come up with so many opinions on the events and trampoline accidents of the world every single day that you begin to become reactionary and sometimes short-sighted. It just happens! We must accept this and move forward. There is no use crying over milk that has become reactionary and sometimes short-sighted. The milk is doing the best it can! Take for instance this video in which a fan has made a Tommy Wiseau puppet and does a passable impersonation of Tommy Wiseau answering fan emails about The Room. My immediate reaction was that the Tommy Wiseau impersonation wasn’t good enough, and that the puppet’s room was very messy, and that I don’t find it very believable that the first email Tommy (the PUPPET) responds to is from Eli Roth. It took me a full 30 seconds to be like, whoa, slow down, sir, you are focusing on the wrong things when you should be focusing on the right thing: the fact that THERE IS A TOMMY WISEAU PUPPET and he is READING HIS EMAILS.
I think we could probably all use a little reminder now and again to keep things in perspective! (Thanks for the tip, Jawbone, Camille, and Carrie.)
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definitely needs more jon hamm
One million upvotes, please.
I will upvote Jon Hamm photos if I want to!
I’m right there with you.
Life is all about possessing the right perspective.
That is the Tennessee Williams of Puppets.
I have never been happier to watch a thing with puppets.
Seee Jeff Dunham, this is puppets done right.
You’d think he could afford a newer Macbook, you know, thanks to The Room‘s box office receipts!
I give the impression thumbs up, and rate it above Patton Oswalt’s effort.
I am just waiting for a The Room Facebook Status Update Script now. In order for the internet/pop culture cycle to be complete.
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Johnny is now friends with Mark.
Johnny has added Denny as a relative.
Johnny is engaged to Lisa.
“Johnny is: in love with his Lisa so much.”
“Johnny is: going to take a nap.”
Johnny just poked Lisa.
Lisa just poked Johnny back.
“Mark is: very busy.”
“Lisa is: not in love with him anymore.”
Lisa gave Johnny a drink.
“Johnny is: tired and wasted.”
Johnny just poked Lisa.
Lisa just poked Johnny back.
“Mark is: Johnny’s best friend.”
“Lisa is: attractive, beautiful even.”
Mark just poked Lisa.
Lisa just poked Mark back.
Mark and Lisa are in a relationship.
Mark and Lisa ended their relationship.
Mike and Michelle are now in a relationship.
Mike gave Michelle “Chocolate.”
Mike just poked Michelle.
“Denny is: kind of retarded, and needs some money.”
Chris-R just slapped Denny.
Chris-R just changed his address to “Jail.”
“Claudette is: dying.”
Johnny gave Lisa flowers.
Johnny gave Lisa a dress.
Lisa just poked Mark.
Mark just poked Lisa back.
Lisa and Mark are now in a relationship.
“Johnny is: going to record everything.”
Michelle commented on Lisa’s relationship status: “Your point of view is so different from mine.”
Denny just sent Lisa a request using I Just Need a Cup of Sugar Application.
“Mike is: in a bit of a tragedy right now.”
Lisa invited 30 people to the event “Johnny’s Surprise Birthday Party.”
“Lisa is: getting “ready”"
Denny just became a fan of “Football”
Mark, Denny, and 24 others are attending the event “Johnny’s Surprise Birthday Party.”
Peter is not attending the event “Johnny’s Surprise Birthday Party.”
“Mark is: just sitting up here, thinking.”
“Johnny is: expecting!”
“Steven is: sitting on an atomic bomb about to go off.”
Lisa and Mark are now in a relationship.
“Johnny is: fed up with this world.”
Lisa just changed her address to “Mark’s Apartment.”
Johnny and Lisa ended their relationship.
“Johnny is: sorry, God.”
Lisa and Mark ended their relationship.
Mark commented on his changed relationship status “You can drop off the earth. And that’s a promise.”
“Denny is: heartbroken.”
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I have seen this movie too many times.
My only issue with this list is that “Peter” was originally that random guy at the party who was yelling in Lisa’s face about her relationship with Mark (you know – when she told everyone to go outside so she could get fucked on the stairs again? the guy in the puffy shirt from Seinfeld?). The actor quit halfway through, so there’s two Peter’s! The world of “The Room!”
(i only know this because my roommate mainly speaks to me in Tommy’s voice. no lie.)
I really felt this.
Wow you made me feel kind of nervous about how messy you would think MY room is… JUDGMENT ANXIETY.
Maybe I have low standards but I don’t think that room is that messy Gabe. I mean really, after I’ve created a work of art such as this puppet with technology however the Room represents all life so I would go to see it with all my friends and not clean my room.
Jinx on the messy room thought
I think Strong Bad should sue the shit out of this.
WORD.
This would be funnier if the Tommy Wiseau puppet was racist and you could see the human’s lips moving.
Anything room related automatically gets upvoted IN MY HEART. I went with my real name on this tip, whoops!
I appreciate the interest and feedback. We are happy so many people have watched it.
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Gabe.