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I do not know what your New Year’s Eve looked like. Maybe you were at a fancy night club spilling Moet on your micro mini. Maybe you were at home, putting makeup on your cat. I don’t know! All I know is what my own New Year’s Eve looked like, which is this mosh pit of all girl juggalos (also known as juggalettes, no duh).
2010 is going great so far, right, you guys? We got magicians walking around this bitch. (Thanks for the tip, Mike and Sean.)
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Disney Princesses are so last decade. The Juggalette Fine Ladies of Class and Distinction franchise of 2010 is what the young girls of the future will be all about! Look for Juggalette adhesive bandages, sing-along videos, and a cruise line coming your way!
Mind=Juggablown
Are we sure those were all women?
Yeah, we can tell cuz of the pink dreads.
Fair enough, but I still think any subculture that has clowns as their model of masculinity must engage in some form of gender bending sometimes, even if by accident.
Being a kid is so hard.
with no audio at work, all i hear is “blubbbb blubbb blub blubb”
i am not sure if this is empowering for them, or degrading. but then again, that distinction is becoming increasingly harder to make in so many aspects of american culture.
A time like this makes you miss Susan Sontag.
Anyone know the band playing in the background? I’m up in the air between either Rat Balls or Mrs. Potato Dick.
Facebook keeps suggesting that I friend this dude from my high school who is a full-on Juggalo. We weren’t friends back then, but I kind of want to be now just so I can learn all his Jugga-secrets.
Get the Juggalow-down?
It’s going to be a big year for me and all my girlfriends.
Just when I think I’ve made my last Juggalo Double Dog, they drag me back in. Find a show and get in that pit, Gabe!
god, that looks so….horrible. It just looks like a horrible time.
So much to comment on here, but most of it is super
However when that one juggalette fell down and the other juggalette helped her up, well, it warmed this ninja’s heart.
I loved that. I imagine a male juggalo would risk getting his face stomped in the situation.
I’m so happy my family tree has branches
Those guys were lip-syncing!
Totally.
I know I should be looking at the young ladies dancing, but is the song in the background about burning corpses and having sex with them?
Obviously
There’ll be SEX in the air!
Where’s Ass Dan?!
RIP
The best part of this video is the loose swagger of that guy’s flow. And that it just makes sense.
May I suggest a new Videogum advice column: Ask a Juggalette.
i know video suggestions aren’t entirely scientific but did anyone else see that the “Top That” scene from Teen Witch was listed as a related video?
Beavis & Butt-head > Nostradamus?
Rolling in his grave.
as with most videos, this video becomes about two-hundred times better with the Benny Hill Theme played over it
It’s a mosh pit of nutritional issues.
Mostly I just feel bad for these girls… I can identify with them, for while I do not listen to terrible music, I am not at an attractive person, so I can’t in good conscious laugh at these ladies trying to have some fun. They get enough ridicule in their day-to-day lives for me to join in.
Now girls, there’s no need to fight over Jimmy Walker. He will gladly sign your turkey leg if you kindly approach him in the comedy tent.
You guys, I work at an upscale sex shop for ladies, and yesterday a group of juggalos came in. I don’t have anything else to say, I just want you all to appreciate the multiple levels of Oh No in my brain.
Can I just make fun of the fact that its the saddest mosh pit I’ve ever seen. They don’t even look like they’re having fun!
Dude Shazam it. All the psychopathic shit is in the iTunes library. I’m positive.
Why is it in slo-motion?