Now I’m not Jewish but when i want a meal on Christmas Day Evening (cause that?s a thing) I go to the movies. I get some nachos, popcorn, orange crush and Swedish berries. Can you say healthy food choices? (because I cannot) Even better: we have a theater that is farther away but sells crazy great french fries and hotdogs …it even has a Yogen Fruz….Snazzy, yes? But for real, I?m in smallish-town Kansas and even our local Chinese place is open…it?s just really crowded?what with all the Jews. (j/k)
Happy Holidays monsters!! Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes!
Christmas morning, after all the presents are opened, and what movie does my family decide to watch? Inglourious Basterds, obviously. This Is Your Christmas.
Haha For Christmas I got my brother Inglourious Basterds and Up and he unknowingly got the same for me. So clearly we can guess what the other wants but what does it say that we both wanted Tarantino and Pixar together?
I think Patton’s animated YouTube rant on the song is bringing it back into the public conscious. And by that I mean we all remember how much we hate it.
Happy Holidays, Monsters! Monster true confessions time: It is also my birthday today! I am turning a spry 432 – just slightly younger than Gabe. So a very Merry Christmas, Happy Chinese Food day, and a Happy My Birthday to all of you!
I know it’s been said, many times, many ways, but have a Joyous Celebration of the Holiday of your Choosing!? and Merry Christmas! and Happy Hannukah! and stay safe and stay warm! it is all blizzards here.
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Merry Christmas, all! Here’s to (at maximum) 2 more to come.
(It’s actually Boxing Day here in Australia, which is a day to celebrate the shopping bargains left int he wake of the holiday on the previous day. But this is a post FABA)
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Happy holidays to Gabe and the monsters.
This is from me and Amrit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52lzzB-iNQ
xoxo
I saw his lips move.
other than that his holiday greeting was perfect in every way.
You guys make my dreams come true!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqOrEeXsjk
Happy holidays!
Happy Holidays, everybody! Hope your holidays are safe and filled with good friends and family. (sorry for such a mom jeans sentiment, but it’s true!)
Argh accidental downvote! That shoulda been a plus 1, sorry!
ha–no worries. and best wishes for your upcoming wedding!
Merry Christmas!! And Happy Chinese food day to the Jews, apparently, since that is what you guys do today according to sitcoms??
On that, the sitcoms are right. I just wish PF Chang’s was open on Xmas, since I don’t live in NYC or SF.
PF Chang’s is open on Christmas! I went there last night. JEWZ 4 LYFE
They are open Xmas eve. Not Xmas day. At least not where I live. I should have gone last night, but couldn’t get motivated.
Jewish people never get a break.
Now I’m not Jewish but when i want a meal on Christmas Day Evening (cause that?s a thing) I go to the movies. I get some nachos, popcorn, orange crush and Swedish berries. Can you say healthy food choices? (because I cannot) Even better: we have a theater that is farther away but sells crazy great french fries and hotdogs …it even has a Yogen Fruz….Snazzy, yes? But for real, I?m in smallish-town Kansas and even our local Chinese place is open…it?s just really crowded?what with all the Jews. (j/k)
My Christmas ended twelve minutes ago, and no Topher-Grace-Twilight-Goop-David supermeme photoshop will ever bring it back.
As a side point: I wanna upvote that face.
Happy Holidays, guys. I hope your families aren’t too horrible to you this year, and that your dad likes that Wild Hogs dvd that you got for him.
Who is that woman sitting on Gabe’s lap, and why does she look just like my dentist?
I was wondering the same thing, but I think it might be the Octomom? I didn’t fact check, though.
I believe that is Padma Lakshmi, host of top chef and spokeswoman of pretty much anything.
Also a total MILTMATWRWRSHIC.
I can’t believe he left Gwen with baby Beck and ran off with Padma. That’s not what the holidays are about!
Yay Christmakkuh!
Merry Christmas, today we are all Stupid Lamps!
Happy Holidays everyone!
Merry Christmas Monsters!
I love this photo more than Christmas.
Happy holidays everyone!
Happy Holidays, monsters! And a very Happy Birthday to Jesus Christ and the Sun God, Mithras!
Since we’re wishing happy birthdays, Happy Birthday to my mom and my chiropractor!!
Happy Holidays monsters!! Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes!
Christmas morning, after all the presents are opened, and what movie does my family decide to watch? Inglourious Basterds, obviously. This Is Your Christmas.
Haha For Christmas I got my brother Inglourious Basterds and Up and he unknowingly got the same for me. So clearly we can guess what the other wants but what does it say that we both wanted Tarantino and Pixar together?
Oh, I almost forgot, I bought everyone a pair of Christmas Shoes and a Christmas Sweater!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHJsI0oKFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTImorxfMeI
Enjoy!
Is that the theme for Christmas ’09? I have gotten Christmas Shoes ‘rolld at least three times this December.
I think Patton’s animated YouTube rant on the song is bringing it back into the public conscious. And by that I mean we all remember how much we hate it.
Man, that’s gotta be an awkward family reunion up there.
Merry War on Christmas Day everyone!
I love that card so much I can’t even
My only question is why isn’t Gwyneth the one on Gabe’s lap?
kwanzaabot told me to tell y’all happy holidays.
Young, dumb, full of sugarplum. Happy Holidays.
Best Christmascard ever! Merry christmas (or whatever) you all!
Happy Holidays, Monsters. You have all given me much joy this year.
Happy Holidays, Monsters! Monster true confessions time: It is also my birthday today! I am turning a spry 432 – just slightly younger than Gabe. So a very Merry Christmas, Happy Chinese Food day, and a Happy My Birthday to all of you!
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I know it’s been said, many times, many ways, but have a Joyous Celebration of the Holiday of your Choosing!? and Merry Christmas! and Happy Hannukah! and stay safe and stay warm! it is all blizzards here.
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I love you all, Monsters! Have a great day and end of 2010.
(Except you, Morales1986 — you can go die.)
Happy Winter Solstice.
Happy Merry, monsters!
Merry Ed Hardy Polo Shirts, you filthy filthy monsters.
Oh there’s no place like Holmes for the holidays!
Merry Christmas, all! Here’s to (at maximum) 2 more to come.
(It’s actually Boxing Day here in Australia, which is a day to celebrate the shopping bargains left int he wake of the holiday on the previous day. But this is a post FABA)
FAKE!
Hahaha…”mantle”…
Can I get a high five, gentlemen? Or do I need to explain this PENIS JOKE?
Cause its totally a penis joke.
(the “mantle” is the penis)
(and you’re putting something on it)
So is there going to be a best/worst list of 2009 or what?
best/worst ‘people’ of 2009, sorry
Yep!
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