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The Bounty Hunter trailer, you guys:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LIKE WHEN HE PUT A HUMAN BEING IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR!
This movie just looks really great. Very smart. Very interesting. Lots of great characters that you root for. You just want to see what is going to happen next! I’m pretty sure Fandango put an ad out on Craigslist today requesting Temporary Assistance. “Must be experienced at processing tens of millions of ticket pre-orders from HIGHLY DISCERNING customers.” Probably. Actually, I hope that the demand for tickets overwhelms Fandango’s servers, just so that we can hear this being said out loud at ticket counters: “One full-grown adult for The Bounty Hunter, please.” My only question is will this movie be in IMAX? Because I really want a bunch of boring, snipey, dull-witted arguing with a half-baked mob plotline carelessly interwoven to just OVERWHELM MY SENSES COMPLETELY.
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“Oo, that looks cute!” – your mom, 2009
When is Gerard Butler going to earn back the right to be in movies where he can speak in his normal accent… probably right after he’s done making The Ugly Truth 2.0
“You’re a bounty hunter, not a bounty helper!” Oh, Jeff Garlin. Are you really hurting for money that much?
I never thought I’d use “Jeff Garlin” and “the best thing about” in the same sentence, but I just did.
When I was G. Butler in my YooStar debut rendition of Leonidas (from that forever ago 300), I felt like a highly discerned piece of meat.
Movie should end when he ties her up and shoves her in his trunk, and that should happen in real life too
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But then sad, cause no Friends’s reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 11.
How could the director of Hitch and Fool’s Gold be responsible for this?
KIdnapped and locked in a truck? Please, thats totes fake crying, babe.
-Hey, Gerard, remember how you’re Scottish and not a good actor?
-(sniffles) Yeah.
-That means I know when you’re speaking in an American accent for real, AND WHEN YOU’RE FAKING IT!
He will hunt bounty.
Wait, I’m confused. Isn’t he just speaking Scottish here? No one’s Fake American could sound that Scottish, right?
It took 2:24 but we finally got confirmation of a groin punch. Sign me up.
You think it was strangely satisfying for Aniston to play a woman being chased down by her ex-boyfriend? Because of her TRAGIC LOVE LIFE. She gets dumped a lot.
Damn it. That split second of Jason Sudeikis may have actually convinced me to watch this.
Yeah, that part broke my heart.
Hello, Oscars? Do you have a machine that melts all the awards into one Big Award? No? MAKE ONE!
Well there isn’t a machine that does that yet, but I’m sure there will be by the time The Orphan 2: There’s Something Wrong With Esther…Seriously, You Guys comes out. For now, we’ll have to make do with EGOT necklaces.
The funniest part of that trailer was Ellen Degeneres’ ad for that Covergirl makeup shit.
BOUNTIES… WILL… BE HUNTED.
I feel like I’m only enabling Gerard Butler to continue making bad movies because I haven’t stopped having sex with him in my mind since he made 300.
“We feel your presence.” – Gerard Butler
i like the part when he is such a smart guy, and she used to love that but now she’s “over with that” but still likes him. and then there are drugs and she mess it all up and there’s a lot of trouble going on. and oh my god the jokes, the jokes are so great and well timed i think this movie is going to be awesome. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE AWESOME. OHHHH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWD!
It actually is kind of niceto see Jennifer Aniston settling into her place in Hollywood. It really is better she keeps making these movies instead of actual comedies or actual dramas.
SURPRISE. Aniston is doing a comedy