This morning, I woke up and my computer is no longer responding. It makes noises, and you can get the numbers lock key to work (cool!), but the screen is blank and nothing I do changes that. Not that I’m surprised. I knew this was going to happen: Y2K is Y2BACK. I’ve been telling people and I have been telling people: what makes us think that we are safe from this Apocalyptic computer crisis? If you ask me, far too many Americans (and governments) have let their Y2Guard down. I am currently working on a friend’s computer, but it’s probably (probably!) only a matter of time for all of the computers. This friend’s computer is basically John Cusack’s limo in 2012. Sure, I can race against the collapse of the Earth’s crust, and punch this thing through a couple of toppling skyscrapers, but for how long? Eventually I am going to have to abandon it for an airplane that my ex-wife’s husband doesn’t even know how to fly but turns out to be very good at maneuvering through extremely unlikely and scary situations, and admittedly that is where the comparison starts to become less relevant, but still.
Also, this video is how I felt this morning, but in reverse.
Screaming followed by disbelief followed by dead eyes. Irreversible 2: Macbook Pro. Stop playing with me.






























Y2Fast2KFurious
is that avatar your child?
Seriously Al, Stop playin’ with her… It’s illegal and immoral… and it’s ruining her confidence… and her hearing.
F’real though

Stop Playin wit me.
I think she understand what Al was saying, but at first she was worried they’d make her interview the cast of Jersey Shore.
It’s because her name is Maisha Jones. She’ll take the win, anyway.
Is this being interpreted as racist? Yuck. Unintentional, but I totally see it. (Kind of? Names are so hard!)
Technical Difficulties = Sequel to a rape-rape classic (which I have not inflicted on my eyes to this day). Nice.
So does this mean low post output for the day?
Time for a couple party games, a Topher update (#2 on the week) and a cleanout of the YCMIU: Chris Brown at the Penitentiary in Gabe’s i-Drafts e-Folder.
Y2Serious?
I’m getting downvoted, but i don’t know the img tags on here to post a picture/gif.
somebody give me a template…..
My computer has also been in such a yogurt cup lately. Gabe, does that make us TWINS?
WHA HAD HAPPENED TO MY GIFFFFFFFFFF?
Help me Justin Long!
have you tried jiggling the wires?
I would suggest playing with the sound off
Oh, Brokengum…Does this mean I have to work today?
Your day will probably be a lot less efficient without all of our running inside jokes Hot-keyed.
(Get it? You get it.)
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