Posted on Jun 23rd, 2008 by 4 Comments

A new Heinz mayonnaise ad produced for the UK features two dudes kissing, and it makes Bill O’Reilly so mad!

(via 236.com)

Bill O’Reilly doesn’t quite know why he’s so angry. He knows that this ad makes him mad, and he’s pretty sure it has something to do with two guys kissing, but that’s about as far as he’s been able to get. It could be the mayonnaise, but that doesn’t seem right. It’s got to be the gay thing. Those gays are always … doing things … and it’s just so … THAT’S MAYONNAISE, YOU CAN’T DO THAT WITH MAYONNAISE.

Bill O’Reilly is a fucking clown.

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Comments (4)
  1. mentosandmanatees  |   Posted on Jun 23rd, 2008 0

    When even Bernie Goldberg thinks you’re wrong, you know you are truly fucked in the head.

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  2. Nick  |   Posted on Jun 23rd, 2008 0

    “This is not a gay issue, it’s a mayonnaise issue.”

    That has to be the first time in the long course of human history that the preceding sentence has ever been uttered.

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  3. Wendigo Syndrome  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2008 0

    I cant believe nobody pointed out that Daddy was Mr. Ben Linus.

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  4. Sophia  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2008 0

    Now if we can only get people to stop putting salt and pepper in the same shaker. (Have they no shame?)

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