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Iron Man 2 trailer, you guys:
I am glad that they replaced Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle. You can just tell from this trailer what an important change that was. Slow down, Don Cheadle! Save something for the movie! People are going to be so disappointed when they get to the theater and they’re like “Oh man, the trailer already gave away all the good Don Cheadle parts.” I’m focusing on the Don Cheadle angle because I don’t know what else to say. It’s Iron Man 2, guys. It’s going to be great. Please do be careful with those magic whips though, Mickey Rourke, you look like you are going to hurt yourself. And I know that you are excited to be working again, we are all excited for you to be working again, but do you have to express that excitement by smiling in every shot? You do? Fair enough! Besides, it is not like you are completely in control of your face. You had control over your own face surgically removed (enhanced?) years ago. Also: Scarlett Johansson? The end.
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That trailer nourished my inner aspect.
I’ll have what you are having.
Hey, what’s up with Don Cheadle?
That fight will be OVER the moment Mickey Rourke busts out the Ram Slam. Amirite?
Eh. Topher Grace could have easily played Scarlett’s part. Or Don Cheadle’s part.
or everyone’s part, at the same time
Exactly. And it seemed a little excessive to reanimate David Foster Wallace so he could play Mickey Rourke’s part.
Hey, that’s right… trailers are supposed to make you want to see the movie, aren’t they? Wow, it’s been so long since that happened, I’d totally forgotten…
I remember a time when “The End” meant something…
Now its just Jersey Shore nomenclature.
My primary question going into that trailer was, “Did they fix Gwyneth’s wig?”
Now I know.
As a 30 year old Internet snob, I want to make some snarky comment about Paltrow or the fact that they’ve included the top box office draw for 18-25 year old males — Garry Shandling — in the movie. However, my inner 13 year old comic book fanboy just marked out over the appearance of Cheadle as War Machine at the end. Good job, Iron Man 2 trailer.
I’ve watched this trailer so many times this morning that I’m now going to be late for work. Not a lot late but just kind of late-late.
I have doubts with Scarlet being a dangerous Russian spy. I have always doubted Gwenyth Paltrow. Otherwise, this movie looks great.
They should just call him Hard Man, ’cause that’s what I am after watching that trailer.
Tony Stark built this trailer in a cave! With a box of scraps!
scarjo’s presence in thismovie seems pointless, but otherwise, this is a great trailer.
thismovie! ha! not thatmovie!
You guys! I got a sneak peek at how Scarlett Johansson’s character dies:
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She plays a pretty good alien. Scarlett, however, is making a fairly convincing Russian spy in my opinion. Fire-eyes! Was that in the comic book? I don’t know the context here, Jon Favreau emailed these pics to me.
With so much Don Cheadle in this, I thought this was a Golden Palace remake.
Ouch, okay, no more Golden Girls spin off series references for me…
More Golden Palace references please! The kids just not be down with it.
In other Cheadle related activities I was suprised to see the great Douglas Wambaugh in A Serious Man. Finkel me up!
SCUH
HAR
LUHT
JOOOW
HAAAN
SUNNNNN.
I liked the part where Scarlett didn’t say any words.
But her mouth was still open the whole time.
Jesus, there’s no way he’s gonna catch that helmet.
Great job Gwyneth, you cost your boyfriend like a million dollars.
If you stay through the end credits on this Iron Man, you get to watch Gwyneth Paltrow teach us simpletons how to roast the perfect Christmas duck.
IRON 2 MAN is such an inspiring title.
Iron Boogaloo.
It was nice of Don Cheadle to be in this movie to free up more time for Terrance Howard to ride his go-cart of life. What a good guy.
Iron Man flys high into the air and shoots a missle at Mickey Rourke. Mickey Rourke, who does not seem to have any armor or shield, is instantly disintegrated. Iron Man high fives Don Cheadle and has sex with Scarlett Johanssen. The End.