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Probably the worst one yet. No, definitely the worst one yet.
There is nothing more Christian than a domestic abuser’s song about chewing gum, I’m sure. Even the kids don’t seem to be enjoying this. But in the spirit of SACRED XMAS, I’m willing to let this one slide, as long as we all promise that this is the last one, and that when the clock strikes midnight ushering in January 1st, 2010, we pretend like this whole thing never happened. (Via Urlesque.)
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to be fair, Mel Gibson did use this song when Jesus was carrying the cross in Passion of the Christ.
No yo preacher I’m gonna let you finish?
They managed to suck the fun out of church.
pedobear approved.
I want to give all of these kids a hug for so obviously recognizing how weird and boring this is. Good job, youth!
Just the way Jesus imagined it when he was on the cross.
He died so that we could all dance to Chris Brown’s gum commercial jingle.
Yup.
Cuz you see how this one night changed up my whole life
Givin birth with no sexy times
These three weird dudes was present
gave me all these presents
Double your Passion, Double the Blood
Baby Jesus Forever-ever-ever
i like the extended version where the baby jesus turns into keyboard cat.
“I didn’t ask for this for my birthday. I asked for Assassin’s Creed for the PS3 and an iTunes gift card. Thanks for not listening.” — Jesus Christ
The two dudes sitting in the middle at the end of the aisle know what’s up. They’re like: “J.D., I don’t think we’re going to find the next Lyla here. This retreat sucks.”
Just like church, always trying to make things relevant and failing miserably.
just like dallas, this video is like a bullet to the brain.
ANYONE? ANYONE? TOO FAR?
Christian Youth Groups – making memes even more awkward since always.
Gabe, can I have some of that yogurt cup. PLEASE!
It’s like I waited my whole life for that video to end.
Check out Timmy McStriperton in the 3rd row start grooving at 0:23! This is clearly the best thing that has ever happened to him. Which, frankly, induced my post-lunch despair (not that it takes much).
The Mystery of the Incarnation viralized in living colour. No wonder we eat as much football as we can on New Years Day.
The Nativity is showing its age off in front of the kiddies worse than Danny Devito in skinny jeans.
Needs more Kirk Cameron.
i didn’t make it through the whole thing (did anyone?) but the boy on the aisle in the striped polo shirt was definitely into it.
His internet persona kicked in (shouting “cool!” using hand motions) before his real-life persona kicked in and sat on his hands.
Watching something so awkward and misguided makes me shiver. I shivered right off my internet watchin’ stool.
Do you see the comments? The youtube viewers are totally stoked. “Very good! What an awesome way to get the message to the? young people. God bless you and your ministry!” …what?
Tonight is the night. To join me in the middle of ecstasy. We’ve only got one night. Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
Great message to get out at church!
Forget it Jake, it’s 2009-town.
Jesus, did you see the size of those presents? There must be enough frankincense in there to kill a horse.
Listen, I’ve learned from personal experience that that was nowhere near enough frankincense to kill a horse.
Finally the Christians are taking MDMA.
I’m getting married December 29. Do you guys know HOW MANY PEOPLE have suggested to me and my fiancée that we do this dance at our wedding? At least a dozen. They all think it’s funny and fresh! But no it isn’t. It was stale by the time The Office did it, and it’s definitely unfun and unfunny now. So I said no. My fiancée says no. Sorry Aunt Edna! We’re not doing it.
The End.
PS We are going to have a Kanye-interrupting-the-vows joke though ?cause those never got old!
“We’re not doing it.”– TWSS, the Post- Honeymoon Phase
Didn’t Jesus outlaw dancing when he made taking methamphetamines illegal?
makes me want to start a bad romance
Right after the wedding episode of The Office, I wondered how it would hold up in, like, a year or two. It was very funny and cute the night it premiered, but what will people, facing their imminent death, in 2012 think? Does thinking about future perception matter? (Related Sidenote: My roommate picked up Murphy Brown’s first season on DVD and we thoroughly enjoyed a lot of it, but there were so many Dan Quayle references! So dated! But still good, we determined) Food for thought.
Also, I kind of like this video?
My favorite is the kid in the aisle who’s dancing in his seat.
You mean Timmy McStriperton, Joshy McYesterday?
Is the sword for cutting off Paul Bettany’s wings?
Are those kids even old enough to know how to YouTube search “Best Wedding Entrance EVER,” pass it to all of their friends like they were the first ones to find it, and then laugh at a terrible parody of said YouTube video? No sir, I think not. Good Day.
WTF! I’m pretty sure they didn’t have sunglasses back then.
I’ve never seen so many white Arabs in my life.
Have they done one at a funeral yet? Because the year ain’t over
Oh man, youth pastors are the worst. (Everyone in this video is clearly a youth pastor or a youth pastor in training.)
wow. way to COMPLETELY miss the point.. apparently an immaculate conception just isn’t enough these days
Each day, it gets more and more difficult to admit to being Christian in America.
Woops, that was too seriousgum. I mean, that was The Worst! Other Videogum Slang!
Joseph and Mary are totally the new Jim and Pam, you guys.