On the NYC-area local CBS newscast Friday night, weekend anchor Don Dahler could barely conceal his — what is that? Bemusement? Resignation? while giving a report on a student who was suspended from school for giving his teacher a noogie. CBS made a special “Suspended For Noogies” graphic just for this, even though there’s only one noogie in question (they must be planning ahead). Dahler says “noogie” four times in this 40 second report:

I love that the picture they use is of the same teacher getting a noogie from another, pixelated-faced student. It’s an open and shut case. Justice for noogie-kid!