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JEEBUS H. YIKES! Look, I support the environment as much as anyone (well, not as much as anyone), but I’m starting to rethink my position. It’s not that these guys aren’t great dancers. These guys are very very good at dancing. And it’s 2009, the noble dream of Communism is over, we all have to put food on our families now. But if the only way to get people to reconsider alternatives to their selfish and excessive use of fossil fuels in order to never move their Wall-E bodies is a warmed up Gap Khakis ad from 1997 set to a knock-off Kimya Dawson song (which is also the soundtrack to my suicide note), then I have a feeling we might be better off in 2012 anyway. We can tell these guys that we do not need their services anymore. What’s the point of stopping time if we can’t even stop THIS? (Thanks for the tip, Reed.)
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Kimya Dawson must be so pissed at Juno ever since knock-offs of her sound started appearing in ads.
yeah, but she’d also be pretty dumb if she didn’t know that was gonna happen. you make a deal like that, you deal with the consequences.
The soundtrack to my suidcide note heavily features Nickleback.
Because you want the people reading it to feel suicidal too?
Clever girl.
Misery loves Chad Kroeger.
Those Chevy Volt dancers need to talk to the moose.
I love that commercial. “How cute are these boots?”
They’re running an abbreviated version of it and it pisses me off every time. I gotta hear moose part or fuck it.
For those of you guys who haven’t seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7C64j8d34U
But it doesn’t even rhyyyme!
that little girl also appears to be an accurate representation of me after drinking too much old crow.
You had no clue you would become my hero today, butcha did. Thank you, hero.
They won’t stop until somebody calls the cops…
I love the guy that was laughing in the background, the ONLY guy who was laughing. It was the kind of laugh that says, “I feel so embarrassed for everyone involved with this, including myself. MLICV”
Werttrew: gifsoup’s coolforsale.
It is sad that none of those words should make sense, but it composes a complete thought.
Goddamn preview screwing up reply.
It’s like a karaoke bar, but for dancing.
Cleaner! Cheaper! Cheaper! Cleaner! Clea-*BANG*
There’s this clause in the Terms and Conditions where VG and SG can require minors to get parental permission to see content. And that needs to be exercised more.
Letting our younger readers see this kind of insidious garbage is negligent and terrible.
DONT WATCH, LIL MONSTERS! TURN YOUR EYES TOWARD THE RIGHTEOUS LIGHT OF GOD
Hmmmmph…I smell a manufactured viral video…
fake
Wait… are those …. CARBON EMITTING DANCESTEPS?
no, but they do smell like poop.
I MET YOU!! And I’m still drunk!
Monster love.
Reading GM-Volt.com helps my headaches
GM isn’t using that cheap handheld camera by choice, IF YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’. Because of broke.
I’d rather watch the dude with no arms at the flea market paint Looney Toons characters with his feet than watch this.
To think we’ve come this far in corporate convention entertainment since Dr. Funke’s 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution
…Temocil may cause low sex drive.
I would say this is a giant step back from Dr. Funke’s 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution.
I agree. Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution may have been a nightmare for me, but it wasn’t this much of a nightmare for me.
I never realized how much influence the oil companies really had until I saw GM attempt to sabotage their own electric car for the second time.
How they Killed the Electric Car: Redux,
“We’re gonna need a bigger documentary.” – Concerned Citizens of Nowhere in Particular
Seriousgum, but electricity is not emission-free even if it rhymes. There is less pollution, and it’s in someone else’s backyard, but does Chevy think that electric plants run on rainbows?
Moral of this story: Ride a bike.
Are you saying we’ve been lied to about rainbows?
I estimate their Pitchfork score will be a 10.5 AT LEAST! I expect to see LOTS of stereogum members at the Hot Topic release party! See you GUYS!
That breakdancer is ready for his SNL opening monologue.
Talk about hairography. Vocal Adrenaline is going to clean their clocks at (electric car song and dance) regionals.