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You crazy for this one, nerds! If this fan-made Legend of Zelda feature length (1h45m!) movie was a sweatshirt it would say FNBN. And you would wear it with your velcro Timberlands.
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Watched the trailer, thought it was rad. You…you get me, Gabe
You’re tearing me APART, Zelda!
I won’t be watching this, but will definitely appreciate a series of animated gifs summarizing the major lol points.
Wait, why did everyone just look at me when oh. said that?
Gif: the internet’s Cliff’s Notes
Every time I stop myself from making a no-added-value comment that says the equivalent of “lol,” it’s always a reply to one of your comments, oh. So I’m'a just do it this time, no guilt.
LOL
oh., you’re the best.
YAY!
oh., the punctuation in your name fucks up most sentences.
YAY!
With all the effort that went into this, I can’t believe they aren’t trying to make money off it somehow. Nerds are the best.
Hi party friend. Downvotes ensue.
Does the fact that mine say Timberlake on them mean I am more of a nerd or less? Please confirm.
The upside is that if the producer needs financing for his Metroid adaptation, he could just sell this movie to Vivid. A few dozen torso shots of Elf sexing and you’ll have the best porno since ‘Pirates’.
Scene One: Daylight. LINK (a fit, young elf) is broken down on the side of the road. A car with two OCTOROCKS (fit, young octorocks) stop to help him out.
LINK: Oh, hey. I need help.
OCTOROCK 1: You sure do. (Makes lurid gesture. Octorock 2 laughs)
Actually, all dialogue from the Legend of Zelda sounds rather blue:
“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”
“Let’s play a money making game.”
“Dodongo dislikes smoke.”
“Master using it and you can have this.”
“Pay me for the door repair charge.”
“Eastmost peninsula is the secret.”
“10th enemy has the bomb.”
“There are secrets where faeries don’t live.”
“Ones who does not have Triforce can’t go in.”
“Leave your life or money.”
“Take any one you want.”
“Show this to the old woman.”
“Grumble, grumble.”
“It’s a secret to everybody.”
I am error.
I would be lying if I said I were not excited about this. I would also be lying if I said I was not camped outside of my local theater waiting patiently for this masterpiece of cinema to open. Part of me really wishes I was joking, but the vast majority of me is waiting with bated breath for the glory.
Double Dog: Watch “Hero Of Time” in its entirety.
Just finished.
It wasn’t very good!
best review ever
You watched the whole thing? how did you ever make time to eat pizza?
It is inherently unfair that the internet is what our military calls a target rich environment.
It can’t be better than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-qBkWerZDg
All you need is 33 seconds.
How much of this movie will be dedicated to Link learning songs, riding his horse aimlessly, and fishing?
60% of the movie involves Link walking through identical rooms with varying wall colors in search of a key that’s under a block that he didn’t realize he could push, but walked by LIKE 15 TIMES!
SciFi Channel Original Movie, 1998.
If this is anywhere close to being as good as the live-action Mario Bros. movie, we’re in for a treat. All we need now is a Duck Hunt movie!
I would pay $9 for two hours of being laughed by a dog.
This looks like it was filmed on Duke University’s campus during a Society for the Creative Anachronism meeting, which is to say, a regular Tuesday night in Durham.
Moral of the story: Don’t buy the flippers from the dirty Zoras. They are definitely worse than the thieving Na?vi. Save your 500 rupees and try to find an honest race of blue people to get your scuba gear from.
how the hell did they get Ben Stiller to play Gannon?
The quality of the visual effects and make-up of this film look to be on par with anything I’ve ever seen in those History Channel “Clash of the Gods” mythology specials. These guys should hook up with the History Channel, get funding for a sequel or some shit.
“Nah, it’s cool guys, you don’t need to buy a wig, I’ve got it covered.” – Link Actor, during phone interview (these auditions were definitely phone interviews)
I always imagined Link would be less flamboyant if there ever were a Zelda movie. I hear Will Ferrell is casted as Shadow Link in the sequel.
Why does Link have an English accent? Is Hyrule in England?
This movie isn’t going to make any monies at the box offices for one simple reason: there is no Navi.
If I have to sit through a Legend of Zelda movie without hearing “LISTEN!” and “HEY!” every ten seconds, then it’s NOT WORTH MY TIME.
I applaud the nerds’ failed effort here, but they really should have followed the example of the Mario Kart: The Movie trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1ex0AAU5c