Steve Carell returned to the Daily Show last night as a guest, you guys.

Aw. It’s cute (nullus) to watch them try and make each other laugh, but more importantly, I respect Mr. Carell for attempting to buy the show. I’ve always lived my life with the philosophy that you should constantly strive for something better, and that when you finally do achieve a certain level of success, you should use it to embarrass and financially hamstring the people who helped you in the past. Seriously. I hope GumCorp is reading this. 2021, there will be a knock at your underwater office door, and it will be me, come to unplug the internet.