Fading of the Cries trailer, you guys. Probably the best trailer of all time:
This trailer clearly operates by three rules:
- They ain’t ready
- Motherfuckers need to know
- Get your shit
I will tell you one thing:
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER MIDNIGHT SCREENING ONCE A MONTH WHERE (WHITE) PEOPLE DRESS UP AS THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND THROW CORN AT THE SCREEN!
Here is the most recent photo taken of Bushwick:
Under the suit, of course, Bushwick is wearing this:
“I will despatch the very essence that nightmares are fabricated…fromuntil it is pried from your decaying flesh.”
Oh hi, swords!
Sorry, I know that I am all over the place. But how else am I supposed to be? Did you even watch that thing? It is like Children of the Corn meets the Matrix meets 28 Days Later meets Pan’s Labyrinth meets MacPaint meets A BRAIN HOSPITAL. “How many ambulances do you have? That’s not enough ambulances!” (Thanks for the tip, GeneralDisarray.)