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It is officially the holiday season, and you know what that means. Pumpkin Head Christmas Dances! But also, parties. Before everyone gets too full on non-alcoholic egg nog and starts looking for hugs under the mistletoe (time to start respecting women, Christmas), invite your guests down to the finished basement and get in a good old fashioned non-denominational party game! Oh look, here’s one!
As usual, I will get the game rolling, but this mock-up movie poster from Worth1000 (thanks, Edith) basically says it all. But OK, I will also say it: compound movie titles made from a single star’s many roles. So:
- Can’t Hardly Wait to Go on a Clueless Road Trip, starring Breckin Meyer
- Juliet’s Polish Wedding to the Terminator in the Brokedown Palace, starring Claire Danes
- Swimming with K-Pax It Forward Se7en, starring Kevin Spacey
- Precious Phat Girlz on a Soul Plane to Beerfest: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire, starring Mo’nique
Sorry. I know it’s kind of unfair to take all of the very best actors for myself, but that is how the cookie bloggles (yuck). GAME ON!
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith Fight The Mexican Snatch (with Full Frontal) starring Brad Pitt
Superman Returns Se7en Unusual Suspects starring Kevin Spacey.
Live Free Or Die A Hard Couple of Dicks in the Grindhouse starring Bruce Willis (sorry).
Every Which Dirty Million Dollar Baby And The Ugly, starring Clint Eastwood
Incredibles! A Jumper named Jackie Brown at Lakeview Terrace is gonna die-hard with a vengeance and end up pulp fiction – truly a time to kill. Starring Samuel L Jackson
I am generating a minority report with my eyes wide shut to the vanilla sky – hopefully there’s no gays (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE).
Starring Tom Cruise.
The Majestic Dogma has Stuck on The Brothers Grimm. Starring Matt Damon (of Team America: World Police)
How about for Tom Cruise we all go for The Vanilla Sky Color of The Firm Risky Goldmember of Thunder
Napoleon Dynamite starring John Heder
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I’m sorry, I did spell Jon Heder’s name wrong, blissfully ignored the fact he also starred in a couple other films, and went against the rules of this contest in order to make my joke more effective thereby ruining it for anyone else involved.
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From Justin to Kelly, starring Justin Guarini.
I like yours better!
The Magnificent Citizen From Shanghai with the Third Man for All Seasons on a Voyage of the Damned to the Muppet Movie starring Orson Welles
JINX! Tardy for the Welles party, sooooorry
The Dark Knight Wanted Deep Impact on Prom Night In Mississippi – with Morgan Freeman
I think you should win the prize for the most sexually suggestive title. Because if there’s one thing I know is that “deep impact” on prom night leads to a Million Dollar Baby.
add the picture of 3 guys and you have the most star studded gay orgy porn since we met dirk diggler
A Bucket Feast of Love Wanted for Invictus Redemption, starring Morgan Freeman
I nearly broke my brain trying to remember Morgan Freeman’s role in Prom Night.
The Twilight Saga: What Just Happened starring Kristen Stewart
I feel compelled to mention that Kristen Stewart is also apparently in a movie called “The Cake Eaters.”
Which is funny, because I always pictured Da Cake Eatur as a guy, and in my mind he was never biting his lip. Wrong on both counts.
Any Given Two Bits Of A Woman, starring Al Pacino
JFK Tremors as He Flatline(rs)…FOOTLOOSE! starring Kevin Bacon.
There’s Something About The Sweetest Thing: Shrek’s Mask, at My Best Friend’s Wedding Full Throttle, starring Cameron Diaz
The Curious Case of Coffee & Cigarettes on a Scandal starring Cate Blanchett
The Muppet Movie of Evil from Shanghai, starring Orson Welles
Good will hunting for the bicentennial man of the year of the old dogs named Jack and hook, Patch Adams starring Robin Williams
Win a Date with Mona Lisa Smile In Good Company. P.S. Keep Coming Back Young Americans! Starring… ah heck… you guys all know who the star is!
When Harry Met My Mom’s New Boyfriend In the Land of Women starring Meg Ryan
You’ve Got A Career, Meg.
Yeah Meg’s career was over after screwing Russell Crowe and trying to be miss innocent.
John Cazale IS The Dog Day Godfather Conversation Hunter, Part II.
The Brave Little Accused Taxi Driver Panic Room Of the Lambs starring Jodie Foster
This party game died at birth.
Rosemary’s Baby staring That Picture.
What’s in the cooler?
a 7 pack of Brawndo
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A 40 pack of SHUT THE FUCK UP
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, starring Elijah Wood.
The Codpiece, doing it wrong.
Raising and Leaving the National WeatherRider’s Wicker Apprentice in Las Vegas starring Nicholas Cage
Casper and the League of Sleepless Newsies starring Bill Pullman
Will Pullman make an inspiring speech about independence day?
Captain Corelli’s Empire of A Midsummer Night’s Harsh New World Dawn: Swing Kids’ Salvation Begins, starring Christian Bale
The Karate Kid Goes Back to School after a Summer Vacation, co-staring William Zabka as Evil Blond Preppie.
Get Scrooged, Fantastic Mr. Darjeeling Tenenbaum, It’s Groundhog’s Day starring Bill Murray
Superbad Nick and Nora have Paperhearts and thus are in a state of Arrested Development (the Movie) starring Michael Cera.
Wishful thinking on that one…
Also, I hope the hugs under the mistletoe will be christian side hugs!
If I’m Not There, take the 3:10 to Yuma to Rescue Dawn from The Dark Knight… starring Christian Bale
Matchstick National Bangkok Rider Con Men Leaving Snake Rock City, Bringing Out 8mm in Sixty Seconds: Lord of World Trade Weather Adaptation (starring Nic Cage)
The Opposite of Black Snake Family Values and Loathing in Las Vegas, starring Christina Ricci
The Last TIme I Committed Suicide: The Lakehouse – Keanu
The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It.
So good. ∞ upvotes.
Me, Myself & A Series of Unfortunate Fun With Dick and Simon Birch, starring Jim Carrey.
Mean Girl A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T Beer League Baby Mommas who Invented Lying on Date Night staring Tina Fey
How The Eternal Sunshine of The Dumb and Dumber Mind Stole Christmas starring Jim Carrey.
Ernest Goes to Camp, Saves Christmas, Goes to Jail, Gets Scared Stupid, Rides Again, Goes to School, Slam Dunks, Goes to Africa, and Joins the Army. Starring Jim Varney.
what a big day ernest had.
FUUUCK! I just wasted a trip to wikipedia to get a list! nice work!
Win A Date with Spiderman in Traffic, starring Topher Grace
My Dog Skipped to Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London starring Frankie Muniz.
Alexander In Bruges
Aquaman’s Ferrari gets in a Head On collision with Gatsby on Queens Boulevard.. starring Vinny Chase
I Think I Love My Wife’s Good Pootie Tang Hair staring Chris Rock
in which chris rock stares at a naked photo of his wife for one hour.
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i think you meant Nick & Nora’s Super-bad Infinite Playlist
I Think I Love My Wife’s Good Pootie Tang Hair staring Chris Rock
Horton Hears An Almighty Dan In the Little Miss 40 Year Old Virgin starring Steve Carell
Gabe’s Vlag’s Internet Thing starring Gabe. Featured on the Today Show!
Hi, Mom! Analyze This Taxi Driver starring Robert DeNiro
Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot the Lords of Flatbush on her way to Get Carter out of D-Tox after Avenging Angelo and his Assassins with her F.I.S.T., starring Sly Stallone.
Requiem For An American Psycho, Interrupted starring Jordan Catalano
Win A Date with Spiderman in Traffic, starring Topher Grace
Huh? Why did mine post twice? This is NOT going to help squash the rumor that I am actually a robot
Going for two: Worst Underground Mud Eating He-Man Contest Memorial Service, starring Ass Dan
Cecil B. Riding in Cars with Donnie Darko, Away We Go! Happy Endings. starring Maggie Gyllenhaal
Gerry Ripley: Broune the Ocean’s Good Will Shepherd Hunting All the Pretty Horses and Departed Under Fire Chasing Amy, the Informant and Rainmaker
Starring Matt Damon
It sounds much better in my movie voice-over voice.
Sin City, Inside Man, Closer, Perineum, etc. – Clive Owen
Old Bicentennial Man-Dogs starring Robin Williams
Hope Floats the Speed 2 the Blind Side Lake House Proposal to Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous “starring” Sandra Bullock and lots of
. It’s what America wants.
Truth sometimes hurts and is in run-on sentence form.
Howard the Mystic Bull starring Tim Robbins
Meet the Parents at Noon for Fantastic Knights Behind Enemy Lines at the Darjeeling Drillbit and Bottle Rocket Museum for Cars Crashers Armageddon.
Starring Owen Wilson
The Man Who Wasn’t Miss Pettigrew starring Frances McDormand
“Proof [of] Sliding Doors!” Shout[ed] Thomas Jefferson. Bounce The Infamous Pallbearer [from] The Anniversary Party. The Talented Mr. Ripley [is] Running With Scissors.
-Starring Gwyenth Paltrow-Delahaye
Catch Me If You’ve Got That Thing Elvis Has Left in Seattle, starring Tom Hanks
Harvey: The Rope Man, Who Knew Too Much Anatomy
Starring James Stewart
Desperately Seeking The Next Best Dick In The Face, starring Madonna
Desperately Swept Away by Dick’s Dangerous Games starring Madonna
Tucker: The Big Iron Man and His Last K-Pax to Show Lebowski How to Fisher King and Alienate People…starring Jeff Bridges
Rumor Has It The Postman Dances With Wyatt Earp For the Love of The Bodyguard! starring Kevin Costner
Cuttin Da Mustard All the Way to Good Burger, starring Sinbad
Oh Sinbad…
4 luni, 3 s?pt?mâni ?i 2 zile Prea târziu: Labirintul, starring Lumini?a Gheorghiu
A Star Witness and Fugitive Working Girl Lies Beneath Air Force One for Six Days Seven Nights
Starring Harrison Ford
1408 Pointe Being Hot Tub Fidelity Inc. starring John Cusack (and, almost certainly, Joan Cusack)
is it gonna be released in.. 2012?
There Will Be Blood In the Name of My Left Foot
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Half-Chamber of Prince Fire Deathly Secrets at Thunderpants, starring Rupert Grint
House of the Genetic Nottie gets Repo!(ed) – starring Paris Hilton.
Fight The History of Faith Starring Edward Norton
The Wicker Ghost Sorcerer Raising Moonstruck Men Starring Nicholas Cage’s hair
Finding Bug’s 2 Toy Cars Up Ratatouill-E’s Incredible Monster starring John Ratzenberger
Ratatouill-E was a nice touch.
Swordfish Monsters Die by the way of a Catwoman starring Halle Berry
The Wall Street Platoon’s Day Off… because if you combine all three good films he made you can make Charlie Sheen look good… oh who am I kidding? No you can’t.
My Beautiful Last Left Foot Gangs Nine Mohicans to Box Jack and Rose:
Daniel Day-Lewis
Today You Die Submerged Into the Sun by The Hard to Kill Foreigner who is Under Siege and Out for Justice On Deadly Ground
Punch-Drunk Funny People Don’t Mess With Mixed Nuts Big Daddies, starring Adam Sandler
The Killer Inside Me Almost Fools My Ass Backwards Best Friend’s Bride into Raising Dr. T and the Women:
Kate Hudson
Not playing this game, but I just have to mention that oops, 2 of my favorite sites have collided!
Tyler Perry’s Failure was a Prelude to the Day the Waterboy Used Primary Colors and Race to Launch a Web of Relative Strangers Straight Around the World on the Road to White Palace, starring Kathy Bates.
(You might remember her from such films as, “Men Don’t Kiss Rat Dick on the Rocks” and “Christmas is Here Again. Have Mercy!”)
Mama Mia: The Music Of Regret-
Meryl Streep
The Fourth and Fifth Evil Element is Ultraviolet Zoolander, the Perfect Resident, starring Milla Jovovich
When A Man Loves A Woman, The Talented Love Dragon Brings Happiness:
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Sexy Gandhi Kills for Lucky Transsiberian Sneakers and a House Number Made of Sand and Fog by Sweeny Slevin Todd
Starring Ben Kingsley (wouldn’t it be cool if he was named Bing Kingsley?)
Gingerdead Homo Erectus Maneater Soldier Goes On the Edge For The Love of Lady Samurai, starring Gary Busey
In the age of the crucible of the unbearable boxer?s father?s feet, there will be nine beautiful Mohican gangs of New York.
The Topaz Marnie 2: The Birds Go Full-Psycho Reloaded: Traveling North by Northwest But Having Trouble Because Of Their Un-treated Vertigo Strikes Back: The Wrong Man Who Knew Too Much Is In Trouble with Harry Because He Thought That To Catch a Thief Climbing In Your Rear Window, All You Had To Do Was Dial M for Murder To Reach Some Strangers on a Train Part Deux: There’s Rope In The Paradine Case Which Is Notorious For Getting Spellbound Within A Shadow of a Doubt On Mr. & Mrs. Smith guest-starring Alfred Hitchcock
yes.
I was going to make this joke, but I’m so glad you did instead.
Batman The Bad Genius Kiss Alexander, Kiss Willow, Bang Bang The Top Gun Forever starring Val Kilmer
This one may be my favorite movie to actually watch.
The Transporter Cranks Two Smoking Barrels starring The Best Actor In The World.
Who Dat Black Cop/White Cop Ninja with the Black Cavemen ‘Cause This Honky Grandma be Trippin’ that President Homeboy Made Fat Bitch Watch Samurai I Amurai Rob a Death Bank Part II: A Blaffair to Rememblack. Cruise Boat. Jefferson.
starring Tracy Jordan
Win a Date with Predator, P.S. In Good Company of Spiderman 3, starring THE BIG GUY, THE BIG CHEESE, THE BIG KAHUNA HIMSELF!
Oh shit. Someone did T-DaWg alreadz.
Oh shit. Someone did T-DaWg alreadz.
Oh shit. Someone did “Oh shit. Someone did T-DaWg alreadz.” alreadz.
Pirates of the Caribean & Edward Scissor Hands are Eating Gilbert Grape in Las Vegas.
The Departed & Romeo & Juliet are Eating Gilbert Grape on The Titanic, Catch Them If You Can! – Staring Leonardo DiCaprio.
I would upvote you twice if I could, because of Aphex Twin.
My Big Fat, Extremely Goofy Son-In-Law Pauly Shore Is Dead starring Pauly Shore. (if you would like to refer to his filmography because it’s easy to forget his illustrious career: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauly_Shore)
“10 Things I Hate About The Dark Lords of Brokeback Mountain” starring Heath Ledger
(RIP)
Jack Black in: Tenacious Nacho Panda, Year One: Fart Two
Tristan and Spider-Man Have Never Been Kissed But Will Do Whatever It Takes At Any Cost in the Valley of Elah to Get The Wicker Man Knocked Up on the Pineapple Express on Date Night 3, starring James Franco.
Doctor Parnassus In Bruges – starring Colin Farrel
“Win A Valentine’s Day Date With Tad Hamilton’s Mona Lisa Smile”, featuring the inestimable Topher Grace
The Shining Easy Rider Flew Over Chinatown, as A Few Good Schmidts Departed ? Jack Nicholson