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In the words of Jeff Goldblum, now you are the Internet. Or something like that.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Now Stephen Fry is an internet.
At 1:18, you can see the girl he had locked up in his closet escape and run out of the house.
zug. AGING! oh well, what can you do?
here i thought it was just a series of tubes.
Deep down, we’re all a little tentatively internet.
“The Internet Is Just A Bunch Of Fax Machines Expressing The Thoughts Of Someone Who Lived 8,000 Years Ago” sounds like the title of a Harlan Ellison short story.
“50 Cent absolutely controls the Internet.” Now it all makes sense.
50 cent is actually the voice of every single person on every single twilight message board.
Mystery. Solved.
I picture your avatar going “NOAM NOAM NOAM *CHOMPSKY* NOAM NOAM NOAM *CHOMPSKY* NOAM NOAM NOAM”
Nom Chompsky is a fierce advocate for the de-privatization of food-stuffs, nom-noms, yum-yums, and tasties.
Unfortunately, this is his only platform.
His books, including “American Power and the New Mandarin Food” (which laid out his opposition to the war against Vietnamese food) have not sold well to date.
He has however, garnered a cult following.
I think we’re all missing the weirdest thing about this video! “Loan you a kidney”?
What? This isn’t something that happens.
I always thought that the internet was run by a Kirk Cameron/Marlon Brando Coalition, but i know better than to question the BBC, 50 cent it is.
I bet that bald guy gives a killer HJ.
It’s Christmas all the time here! Also we need a Stephen Fry LoL gif stat.
I was thinking the same thing.