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Everyone loves parties! Especially fun parties with attractive people enjoying themselves responsibly. So there is nothing worse than finding out about a really cool party after the fact. Boo! Did you think I would ruin your party? I won’t ruin your party! I’m great at parties! After a party, people are always like “who is that guy? He was definitely at the party!” Well today we learn that in fact there were two fun parties, and none of us were invited. One of the parties was thrown by Kid Cudi and MGMT and Ratatat at some kind of cool bar that I bet is really cool inside and that I would have loved to check out and just see what it was all about. And the other party was thrown by the Young Money Crew with Lil Wayne and Drake at what looks like a pretty fun beach house with a pool and everything. Thanks a lot, jerks.
Wait a second, was Drake at BOTH PARTIES? Good for him. I hope he had a lot of fun. Also, why did Josh Hartnett produce Kid Cudi’s party? Nevermind, sorry. I know that questions are for INVITED GUESTS ONLY. Speaking of invited guests: there weren’t even that many people at the beach house. It’s not like it was so crowded. There would have been room for us. That’s fine. DULY NOTED, YOUNG MONEY CREW. We’re going to have our own party, and the Young Money Crew is no longer invited. And Drake is double-not invited. You’ve had enough parties, Drake! Leave some pizza for the rest of us!
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I can’t believe we weren’t told about these parties; this is grade four all over again.
For me, more like grade K through 12 plus college plus grad school plus second grad school.
–> Me every Friday night!–>
Calm DOWN NERDtrew, you got invited to the Monster Video Pizza Party, but you’re all matrimonial and stuff, pshh.
Is that the Black Hole Sun video? Chris Cornell really let himself go.
Also is it OK for me to say that I’m really not a fan of MGMT aside from Electric Feel and sometimes Kids? The song with Kid CuDi is pretty good, but it’s not the best on that album. Sorry for getting all stereogum up in here, guys.
that is exactly how i felt yesterday. feelings.
I assume that the pizza party will have water guns – that is appropriate for bars in NY during December, no?
Only if they are filled with mustard and ketchup! I heard Gabe loves pranks, and what is funnier than a prank where you spray internet strangers with staining condiments while shrieking HAVE FUN AT DINNER NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS! Nothing. I am laughing just thinking about it!
Have fun at dinner now, motherfuckers is the have fun at dinner of 2010.
They didn’t invite me? Well, that’s it. They are all off my Christmas card list.
Whoa, this looks like the best kind of party too. ‘The only rule is there is no rules!’ Also a rule ‘wear anykind of crazy pajama pants that you want!’
I was actually at that first party. You guys didn’t miss much. I think we would have all been out of place… I know I was. Everything was going smoothly and then this song came on and everybody suddenly started dancing in slow motion, like, clearly the party wasn’t about them. And I tried to keep up with the slow motion as best I could, but I couldn’t help wondering why I missed the directions for the slow motion thing. I wondered if somebody had handed out a flyer or something, like “we all go into slow motion at cue x” but eventually I realized that I just wasn’t cool enough to know when to go slo mo. Never have been.
Hopefully the VGum pizza party will be No SloMo.
I don’t know what you’re talking about; the e-vite clearly said “Dress code: Slow Motion (Shiny).”
(I was the girl in the leather jumpsuit).
Damn, missed that. Hope I complimented you about your leather jumpsuit and you’re still interested in hanging out sometime? Oh and sorry about throwing up on your shoes. It was even more awkward in slow motion. Also very hard to shuffle away with your head hung in slow motion I found out.
I was at the second part only to look around and think… hmm “my fake friends in real life aren’t nearly as funny as my real friends in fake life.”
Thanx monsters!
i bet both parties went until question mark.
Next time, I say we knock on the door. If we get lucky and they let us in, we’ll know exactly what we are missing. If they don’t, then we can just pretend we are a hybrid Jehovah’s Witness and Unitarian who knocks on doors for no apparent reason and keep plucking our chickens.
That 2nd one looks like an episode of Cribs
You know that telling Drake he can’t come will only make him want to come more. I bet he is so upset right now. In your face, Drake. In your face.
I like how in the Young Money video they label people cause you sure as fuck aren’t gonna know these people if they aren’t Weezy or. But Gudda and Nikki makes sure the
Man, ever accidentally click submit? It sucks. Take two!: “I like how in the Young Money video they label people cause you sure as fuck aren’t gonna know these people if they aren’t Weezy or Drake. But Gudda and Nikki makes sure they say their names to drive home the point.”
It takes two to make a-things go rii-ight.
“I’ll do the Christmas shopping this year and prove to you that I can be reliable and that I can finish everything I…” – Tracy Morgan
Weezy takes his glasses and tank top off to sleep, but not his shoes. Or his hoes.
That second party looks to be BYOCS (Bring your own cough syrup)
Guys shutup, it was the Degrassi warp party…..looks like fun!!! :*)
oh SHIT. Drake WAS on Degrassi! I’m not sure if you meant ‘warp’ party, but that sounds hella fun anyway. Warp on brothers!
“Nicki, don’t stop, you the bestest / And I be comin’ off the top, asbestos.”
What does that mean?!! I hate it when rap wordplay goes over my head; it took me years to realize that “the telly” that Biggie was talking about meant “hotel.”
Those steel grid with styrofoam-esque tiles some places use for ceilings used to be full of asbestos. I learned this from a job replacing those fuckers with less dangerous stuff in a large building. It is a weird reference to make, but I’m going to assume from her appearance that Nicki wasn’t hired for her writing skills and that her verse was ghostwritten. Apparently by a person familiar with ceiling tiles.
I’m going to start a rap career based mostly on my knowledge of building materials.
I’ll sheetrock your world with my two by four
Nail you real good then go to Lowe’s and buy more
Measure twice and hit once, I don’t need to remind her
I’m right here, boo- don’t need a stud finder.
now that his night has opened up, i’m gonna double re-invite drake to the videogum pizza party i am throwing in minneapolis. just gonna be me, drake, and prince, shootin the shit, laughin’ about old times.
“You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drivveee”
Sorry, i had to write that, I love Clueless…. Also I’m a 30 year old man.
Um, guys? I don’t think these are ‘parties’. I think these are ‘music videos’. Now i know that you kids probably haven’t seen them in a while, but there was this station when I was growing up there was this channel called “MTV’ that used to play them all the time. Gawd, you kids are so silly.
Breaking news! I’m retarded! I should never get up while I’m typing. Ugh.
Sigh, I’m so not invited to these parties the videos won’t even load. All I see is blank white space where the information should be, it’s like my high school reunion all over again.
P.S. Have fun at dinner class of ’99
Yeah, would have been cool to see Drake hit on girls by staring directly at his phone, reading pickup lines he wrote ahead of time….
*funkmaster flex bomb sounds*
(i wasn’t going to link my allusion, but i don’t know how much hiophop is listened to on this board http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKSeyYFGRo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKSeyYFGRo
(correct link for above post)
I got invited to the first party and Drake said that Kid Cudi invited you, but I couldn’t get a straight answer out of him because every time I asked him about it I would go all slo-mo and he would walk away at a normal speed.
I’m glad I didn’t get invited… I have those same orange pants and I probably wold have worn them and been embarrassed all night.