It’s only a few weeks until the premiere of I Love Money, the show that brings together former contestants from Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York, in a competition to see whose lack of dignity and uninhibited exhibitionism combined with chicken catapulting skills (?) are worth 150,000 dollars. After the jump, a preview of what we have to look forward to. SPOILER ALERT everyone on this show is the worst.

Hoopz! She’s back! Man, I was already on board and I didn’t even know Hoopz was going to be on this show. There should be a channel that’s just Hoopz and Chance living in a small two bedroom apartment, spending all day in front of the window, yelling at people on the street that their face looks busted. Man, I can’t believe Hollywood never calls me. I’ve got ideas!