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If last month’s New York mayoral election was based solely on write-in candidates, then Mr. Burns would be the city’s mayor. He is a cartoon from the show Simpsons.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect from the electorate.
The people of New York are IDIOTS. Don’t they remember how he tried to block out the sun to get Springfield to rely on his power plant? Jeez, research your candidate, why don’t you!
Burns promises Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, and that’d be good enough for me, so stuff it, COMMIE.
Yes, but think of all the money we’ll save when he replaces all municipal workers with their non-union Mexican equivalents. Hurry, you’re about to miss El Subwayo.
Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
If only New York’s mayor were determined by who Parade Magazine readers voted the top Clark Gable-lookalike.
In seemingly unrelated news, Boxy Brown is still duke of new york, A, #1.
i’m pretty sure boxy lives in jersey…
Commutes to fox with the ATHF peeps (I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Vishal Roney)
Lizard People lose the write in vote again.
BOOOURNS!
I was saying BOO-urns.
FAIL
I voted for Kronos
Just be glad you didn’t waste it on a third party candidate.
Who’s the dork that voted for “Alfred E. Newman”? You know that guy’s been writing that in for years as a sort of silent protest against the corruption of the American political system. He looks forward to election day every year, and get up that morning excited that the day has finally arrived. He drives to his assigned voting place, stands in line for half an hour, gets in the booth and then writes “Alfred E. Newman” with a great big smile. Take That America!
And he spells it wrong.
If only one in every 500 000 people in metropolitan New York City wrote in a vote for someone else, that person would still have won a Write In Landslide of 26-25 against Mr Burns. 25 is… not many voites.