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Trailer for the new Punisher: War Zone movie, guys:
Well, at least someone got some use out of the old Moulin Rouge soundstage. I was under the impression that a series reboot was supposed to create new interest in the franchise, but this Joel Schumacher candy-colored Batman & Robin have tits bullshit is doing nothing for me. At least the last iteration of The Punisher, with its El Mariachi meets Face-Off vibe, was filmed in human colors. Doesn’t The Punisher deserve a faithfully gritty film? Shouldn’t we be looking further back to the 1989 version with Dolph Lundgren and Louis Gossett Jr.?
Now that is a movie. Red pins represent justice. So many red pins in the board!
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It’s like a festive party…a festive vigilante party. Maybe blood will be all neon pink and flow from the city’s fire hydrants in a choreographed musical number scored by Coldplay’s Chris Martin.
I saw this movie. It was called “Boondock Saints”. However, I don’t recall a flimsy terrorist attack as part of the plot.
…and it was better than this.
Psh, human colors are boring.
i thought i was the only one who liked The Punisher 1989.
anyway, the Punisher should be like Rambo but in an Urban setting. Ray Stevenson looks too soft to be a convincing Punisher.
wrong. even if the guy playing the punisher looks like christopher lambert in a time machine, this movie wins merely on the strength of this line from the trailer: “Sometimes I’d like to get my hands on God.” (Spoiler: he chokes god to death)