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When you’re in a serious relationship, you often develop an affection for the other person’s flaws as well as their charms. You realize at a certain point that you are in love with the whole package and that you couldn’t separate any of the things that make that special someone so special without making them into someone else, someone who you aren’t in love with. And so, for example, at the very moment of your human face-to-face consummation of your love and your mutual dedication when your loved one indulges in his or her obsessive compulsive need to engage in a simulacrum of a social community via on-line networking websites on his cellphone, which you had been wondering why he was bringing his cellphone with him to the alter in the first place as if he was going to receive an important call, but now you are realizing that it was because he wanted to hold off on the celebration with you for just a moment longer in order to let complete strangers know that he was about to celebrate a thing that was mostly none of their business otherwise they probably would have actually been invited, you love him for it all the more. It’s your special day! And he is your man! LOL smiley face. #married. CONGRATULATIONS! (Thanks for the tip, Ambar.)
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She’s doing it, too. He had her phone in his pocket. Obviously, they were made for each other. @husband and I are at the alter RIGHT NOW. <3
Er, altar. Spelling mishap.
Just look what texting and sexting is doing to our grammar.
It’s altaring it.
I wanted to do something similar but my wife wouldn’t let me. Instead, we settled for me falling down the stairs off the stage.
also – I wonder if he mentioned in Facebook status update how weird it was for a 16 year old to be a priest.
Nice save by the officiant, Tosh.0
Wait… Should I not broadcast my wedding on Justin.tv?
I think the dirtiest things about your avatar. Please tell me she isn’t twittered/spoken for?
I wonder if he’ll be sending updates throughout the honeymoon.
Update eight times now type slow nine times.
I don’t think you are wondering if he’ll send updates throughout the honeymoon.
Sometimes, you just know things.
If you’re twittering during your honeymoon, you are definitely not spending your honeymoon the right way… If you know what I mean. *nudge, nudge*
Am I the only one that thought the nervous laughter was the most awkward part?
I find it odd (*cough* STAGED *cough*) that the whole crowd immediately “gets it.” Aren’t there any Olds there? My parents would not get it when the priest says “He’s updating his Facebook relationship status.” They would say, out loud, angrily, “What the f*ck is he doing?” and there would be a disturbed rustle in the church instead of a big laugh and applause.
I’m pretty sure my step dad would ask if it was too late to object.
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Exactly. It’s like they didn’t invite their grandparents. Horrible people.
I believe what you’re trying to say is: FAKE
How else is he supposed to keep abreast of the latest goings-on with Seth McFarlane?
I find it odd (*cough* STAGED *cough*) that the whole crowd immediately “gets it.” Aren’t there any Olds there? My parents would not get it when the priest says “He’s updating his Facebook relationship status.” They would say, out loud, angrily, “What the f*ck is he doing?” and there would be a disturbed rustle in the church instead of a big laugh and applause.
OOPS, sorry. I’m old. It said there was an error and I believed it.
Ah, the sanctity of marriage. Alive, well, and now a part of your live feed.
sorry i can’t upvote anyone yet, im reading this from my phone because im at my divorce hearing.
Just make sure you spend time with your phone during this time. Remind it that it’s not its fault. You and “mom” (if you will) just grew apart.
KajusX doesn’t like this.
The funniest guy in business school, guaranteed.
When you are the best of something in a segment of society where that something is poorly represented you tend to make poor choices.
See: this joke
See: christian side-hug rap.
See: conservative dudes rap.
Focus on finance, dude.
Looks like he finally got whatever he could get.
He didn’t invite all his twitter followers to the wedding?
@father: @groom do u accept @bride 2 be your lawfully wedded wife?
@groom: @father I do
@father: @bride do u accept @groom 2 be your lawfully wedded husband?
@bride: @father I do
@father: @bride @groom I now declare you cybertwats. You may kiss
@groom: @bride xxxxxxxxxx
@bride: @groom xxxxxxx
Groom: @mistress I’ll meet you at the bar later, after my wife goes to sleep.
Groom: Whoops. That was meant to be a DM.
motherinlaw: @bride #toldyouso
I bet later that night he banged her in 140 seconds or less.
gabe, why didn’t you tell me about your new 100 second gadget bus review electronic key show? it’s so good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8QZVqWP-AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-cdANS2log
Why didn’t someone tell me about this earlier and save me from my feelings of self-doubt for not getting the bus review joke last week?
oh, and the review of “It’s complicated,” is the best movie review I’ve ever seen/read/heard. Did you outsource the fx to werttrew?
if you were checking your twitter at the altar you would have seen that gabe tweeted those videos…
I CALLED IT. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/303/
you really did nail it. its like an abed film.
Wow! From now on, you’re my constant.
could we not also bring up the possiblity that this guy reads your comic and actually got the idea from you? Therefore, you Caused it!?
“Just got together with a hairy-faced insensitive asshole. MLIT.”
…and we needn’t get into the sort of “poke” he adminstered to her that night. Poor thing.
They were probably too busy reading all their wall posts of ‘Congratulations’ to get any real poking done.
I’m pretty sure that when he handed her the second phone, she used it to post on FML.
I think the marriage ritual is weird on its face. Most of the people in the room are people you don’t really know anyway. I kind of enjoy poking fun at a religious wedding. If they personally got a laugh out of it, that’s all that matters. It’s their day and the facebook thing was cute.
Oh, how I’ve loathed this decade.
#losinmyvirginity2nite
‘So when Tracy and I were engaged, most of my family found out via Facebook because we updated our statuses.’
Yeeeesh.
I suppose it could be worse. “I found out he was stalking me because he updated his status.”
To my future husband:
Don’t.
See you sometime before 2012?
Love Adgied