Since April 2008, Videogum has been the internet’s #1 source for grainy pictures of the crotch area of the thespian known as Jason Segel. So last night, when an email came in to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “here are the penis shots better than yours lol” and just the word “ENJOY” in the body, we knew it wasn’t spam. A tipster had sent three photos with such relatively high resolution that we knew this person had to have gotten them from the upcoming (but still unscheduled) DVD of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. After the jump, more Jason Segel than we’ll probably ever see again. NSFW, obvs.
Do you feel that you’ve seen Jason Segel’s penis now? I do. For some reason, the clearness of these pictures makes them kind of creepy, like we’re invading his privacy or something? I don’t know. Anyway, that’s it!