There’s so much exciting iPhone news or something. I don’t know. My subscription to Nerd Beat lapsed, but I’ve heard that’s what’s happening. All the nerds are like “YES!” Speaking of iPhones:

(via Wired)

Whuuuut? That is simultaneously cool and very not cool. Cool because look at that. Not cool because I don’t want to smell your nerd body just to be able to play a videogame that has been boring since before I was born. Get away from me nerd. “We just need one more person to form the power circle.” No, David Blaine, no.