Just two weeks after blasting Sex And The City for being written by “gay sluts” on The Today Show, model Lauren Hutton is back in the crazy old famous lady news for her bizarre appearance on on Bravo’s A-List Awards, which taped Wednesday night and will air next Thursday. Hutton comes out and immediately confesses that she’s been awake for 46 hours, saying “it’s a long story, but a good one!” and then proceeds to talk in her sleep for a few minutes about guacamole, testosterone, the hole in the ozone layer, and sluts again.

It takes a lot of crazy to make Jerry Springer look at you like this: