Ellen is a harsh judge of male suitors. On last night’s Bachelorette, Deanna got some ABC synergy help from Ellen, who lobbied for Deanna to be the next star of the show after she was rejected by Brad last fall. Ellen and Deanna made the guys sit on the floor like kids at storytime and talk about their past relationships. Then, they had a very strange dance-off — it’s not a dance-off if they dance with each other! Uncomfortably.

“I watched last season and I watched Deanna get screwed, basically, or, or…not.” Gross, Ellen!