Photos
We’ve all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday’s Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they don’t know what fun even is. But it’s hardly fair for me to get all of the glory (INCREDIBLE GLORY!) with my hilarious (SO HILARIOUS!) photo captions. So now it is your turn! What could Kristen Stewart possibly be thinking in this photo? I don’t know! That is what your captions are for. Hahaha. Sometimes life is just TOO good, right, you guys? Leave your captions in the comments, and the winner will receive a special shout out in this week’s Monsters’ Ball (WOW! What an amazing prize! I should probably check with our lawyers and make sure we can afford this!).
Good luck. And remember, the most important thing is that you guys just have fun with it. Probably. There might be something more important but I can’t think of it right now! I’m too overwhelmed with excitement for this great movie!
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Daaaaaaaaad!!
Yes. I agree. I will win an Oscar for this.
Hurrrrrr.
“No, Dude, he doesn’t actually sparkle. Yes, I tried using both hands on him–still no sparkles.”
thought bubble — “And there he is again… the only person on Team Bella.”
I like the new moon advertisment you added to the railing, bravo relevant.
Fair enough. It is not an ugly face, just a stupid and often annoying face. I’m glad we went through this comment deconstruction.
Honestly, I think Gabe said it best. If there’s a thought in her head that doesn’t involve wanting to chop off her own arm and beat these people to death with it, I’d think that was it.
“I didn’t know Jeff Dunham and his hair were fans of my work.”
“I always get the butchest twilight mom fans”
“Yes, if you continue to let it grow, and amp up the moose a little bit, this is exactly what your hair will look like.”
nosferawhuuuaaahh?
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“You know, silver is a really underwhelming sharpie color. “
Seriously? You want me to sign your Sarah Palin book? umm… you betcha!
man. all these scary chicks and their Twilight. yeesh, these girls need boyfriends. I bet they’ll be super disillusioned to find out that their boyfriends don’t have vampire fangs and fur and all that though. BUT I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP!
“Hope Pattinson doesn’t mind I borrowed his wig.”
“Guess what? I’m Kristen Stewart so it’s MY fucking pen, now.”
Help, Gabe!