There’s a girl who can’t stop sneezing, which is as good a reason to put her on the Today show as anything. What else are they going to talk about? How to barbecue in winter weather? Dog pillows? That show is so dumb!

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There’s a girl who can’t stop sneezing, which is as good a reason to put her on the Today show as anything. What else are they going to talk about? How to barbecue in winter weather? Dog pillows? That show is so dumb!
Dear god, this YouTube comment is extremely disconcerting:
“isn’t? a sneeze suppose to be 1/8 of an orgasm?
if so.. she sneezes atleast 12 times a min.. damn.. im jealous rofl”
Someone said that in reference to a 12-year-old girl. Yikes.
I’ve stopped thinking of YouTube as a video site and only think of it as a place in which the worst humans in the world share their worst thoughts with the rest of the world. Except for “fake,” which will always be hilarious.
One of the more recent comments simply says “Virgin.” I think that may be my new “fake.”
It looks/sounds more like she can’t stop quacking into her hand.
“Pntsch!” – That girl’s nose
Hats off to Ann Curry for keeping a straight face. That kid is fucking hilarious. I swear to God, every time I sneeze in public it seems I accidentally fart at the same time and embarrass myself.
Does anyone actually have tips for how to barbecue in the winter?
Wear a coat.
Looks like someone had a pepper shaker for breakfast this morning.
“You said (pntsch!) to do this (pntsch!) for a show!”
“Blech”

-Falcon Heene
Somebody get this girl a handkerchief. That sleeve is probably gnarly by now.
That girl are the real heroes.
She doesn’t close her eyes when she sneezes.
By all means, let’s mic the girl who sneezes every 10 seconds.
that’s fucking hilarious