What is this, new movie trailer day? (It is basically new movie trailer day.) Date Night trailer, you guys:
Sure. I mean, whatever. It’s basically our generation’s True Lies but with fewer hermaphrodites.
But have you seen the cast for this thing? The full cast? Tina Fey and Steve Carrell, sure. Common, yes, we know. Mark Wahlberg! James Franco! Of course! Even Mila Kunis is in this movie! Mila Kunis! But did you know this movie also has Leighton Meester, Mark Ruffalo, Kristen Wiig, Taraji P. Henson, Olivia Munn, Nick Kroll, and Samantha Bee?
“Could there be any more stars in this movie?”
That’s-a-lotta-stars! (Italian caricature who owns a restaurant that only sells stars. HUH?)