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What is this, new movie trailer day? (It is basically new movie trailer day.) Date Night trailer, you guys:
Sure. I mean, whatever. It’s basically our generation’s True Lies but with fewer hermaphrodites.
But have you seen the cast for this thing? The full cast? Tina Fey and Steve Carrell, sure. Common, yes, we know. Mark Wahlberg! James Franco! Of course! Even Mila Kunis is in this movie! Mila Kunis! But did you know this movie also has Leighton Meester, Mark Ruffalo, Kristen Wiig, Taraji P. Henson, Olivia Munn, Nick Kroll, and Samantha Bee?
“Could there be any more stars in this movie?”
–Bandler Ching
That’s-a-lotta-stars! (Italian caricature who owns a restaurant that only sells stars. HUH?)
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Olivia Munn? There.
olivia munn is a star now? am i the only person who thinks she is the suckiest suck who ever sucked?
Olivia Munn with sucking? There.
I think it needs more stars (astrologically speaking.)
I was kind of hoping this would be a sort of Liz Lemon/Michael Scott slash fanfic, but I guess a nonsensical action movie about a middle-aged married couple is also good?
Tonight, there will be a date. #takingthistoofar
i can’t turn it off either
IMDB Trivia: All of these actors are working off gambling debts to the producers… who are also bookies (apparently).
Also, there better be a HUGE wink/nod to “North by Northwest” at some point in the movie.
Notice the Nickleback song? HA!
I’m concerned that one of the stars of this will be the Click-Click-Boom song.
This trailer is bouncing around the web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.
McPoyle!
I know! My first thought was, “Whoa. What is that McPoyle doing in this movie?”
Mila Kunis makes me want to ejaculate all over pictures of Mila Kunis.
I would watch Tina Fey and Olivia Munn in a movie about making sandwiches.
Have I ever told you how hypnotizing your banana hair is? Sometimes I just sit back and stare at it for hours.
Sometimes I try to figure out what he’s saying but I never can, then I cry.
internet + google + “banana head”
1:55
I still can’t believe Freddie Mercury was gay.
No shit… 1 million up votes!
I’m a little disapointed that it’s Freddy Mercury. I thought it was some Salvador Dali I-wear-the-bananas-they-do-not-wear-me thing.
I love sandwiches.
Are you guys talking about Chnandler Bong?
When I saw Mark Wahlberg answer the door shirtless, I half expected him to say “Pah!”
Half-expected or fully hoped?
Say hi to all of these peoples’ mothers for them.
You know, for a moment there, I thought you said “Say hi to all these nipples…”
I didn’t, but I just realized that a great break-up line would be, “Say goodbye to all these nipples.”
Now I want to date someone, just so I can break up with them and say that.
Now I want to date someone, just so I can break up with them and use that line.
Ugh, nevermind, no one wants to date a double poster
Say goodbye to these!
Have fun at dinner, America.
I guess this movie means the nerds win. Yay Tina Fey and all.
So believe me or not, but from the moment you see its a comedy thriller, i knew the trailer would end with carell or fye saying whacked off.
internet + google + “banana head”
1:55
Ugh. Ignore. My first DP. Yay.
It is evident that I was exposed to pornography much too early in that for a split second, I thought you meant the other DP. Which changes that whole sentence.
I don’t know if I want to go to there.
If I bring a date will I get whacked off?
I need more info, please.
Is this just Get Smart 2: Return of The Sadly Disappointing Steve Carrell Movie?
is this movie the reason the 1 train is always fucked?
I must have celebrity blinders. I only have eyes for Nick Kroll. I saw no one else.
Also, this looks funny?
OH! I can’t wait! *gay glee noise*
Tiny Fey: It’s going to be a long night.
Steve Carrell: True.
Tiny Fey: And I don’t particularly like the book I’ve started.
Steve Carrell: Ahhh.
Tiny Fey takes out her mouth gaurd and a stream of spiddle pours to the floor.
Steve Carrell: Now where were we?
Is there some asshole Hollywood person that doesn’t let certain trailers get released without the-walking-into-something-like-a-door-or-tree slapstick crap? I really hope TF or SC pleaded with the director to not film that scene.
It was the Nickelback song that sealed it for me.
This looks adorable. Maybe that means I am getting old that I am now seriously looking forward to a broad comedy about a married couple getting into high-jinks… but man…
Look, I guess all I’m saying is that I would fool around with Tina Fey and she could leave the retainer IN.
That doesn’t look too bad actually, in the most generic, unoffensive sense. I could picture myself sitting through that.
Although did anyone else just feel like Steve Carrell was playing a version of Michael Scott the whole time? And did Tina Fey seem like she was reading each line sarcastically? Maybe it’s just me.
Isn’t this the plot to ‘The Limo’ episode of ‘Seinfeld’? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Why does this look so awful?
How does it?
Stock groan at 1:20! Stock groans are the worst, and also the best. Nothing beats the Wilhelm Scream, though.
I want to be ashamed for being excited to seeing this, but then I see the list of stars in this(plus G4′s[and Slamming Salmon's] Olivia Munn) makes me think that maybe besides the shitty excuse for a trailer that probably(maybe) there is something in the other slightly less than two hours of footage not shown that makes this a movie that we will all add to our “we are all cooler than our friends because they just don’t get what is amazing movie collection.”
Then again Robert Altman is dead so ensemble casted movies are yet to be proven to be anything but a quick paycheck for said actors while the director is too star struck to actually direct them. I hope for the former and not the latter.