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Today’s Best New Party Game is inspired by the Clash of the Titans teaser trailer, which reader Samir points out has a very clever tag-line!
Really? REALLY? The tag-line for Clash of the Titans is “Titans Will Clash!”?!
A++, Hollywood. Extra credit! “Show your work!”
When I was in junior high school, in the mid-1920s, my “language arts” teacher told us to make “reading” posters that promoted reading, which would then hang in the hallway. Everyone worked all week on these things, and on Friday we had to present them to the rest of the class. Good assignment! One kid, named Edward, who looked like a scarecrow and whose dad legendarily asked the teacher if he could read computer programming manuals for his book reviews, walked up to the front of the class with a folded piece of red construction paper, which he dramatically unfolded, and in giant, thin letters, written in pencil, the paper just said “READ.” That is what this tag-line reminds me of, except that Edward’s poster was very funny (let’s just say that it was as funny as the teacher was mad) while this tag-line is just very lazy.
Anyway, you know how this goes:
- Private Ryan Will Be Saved!
- He Will Report And Also Observe!
- The Wild Things Are Here!
- Spinal Tap Is This!
It appears like the student has become the player of this game!
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Science is weird.
The Man Will Be An Encino Man
The man is on fire!
The Man is on a Wire!
Wolves Will Be Danced With
Smoochy Will Die
she will experience death and look very becoming.
We Thought the Third Kind Was the Scariest, But Now There Is a Fourth Kind
Rock (Is What the Cradle Will Do)
Ferris Bueller Will Have A Day Off
Sophie will choose!
Trust Us: You DID get served.
The Dolls Will Go Beyond The Valley.
Fred Will Drop Dead.
Guns will be topped
Guns Will Be Young
This November… One Citizen will Abide by the Law!
Harvey Will Milk
It’s Rad!
Will Blood Be There?
Triumph of the Will: The will will triumph.
babysitting, babysitting, babysitting, adventure!
Helena will have all of her limbs cut off and the rest of her put in a box.
Am I doing this right?
This summer, the List… is Schindler’s.
Dark Night: the night will be dark
Away we go: This holiday season…we will go away
KNIGHT*
obviously homophones are not my strong point.
-A Legend is What I am
-A Finger is what Freddy will get
-Money is the Color of Green
Summer Has (500) Days!
Miss Daisy Will Be Driven
Guys, almost none of these are funny. I know the rules are simple. We could make up a thousand of these. But does that mean we should make up a thousand and hit submit like a crazy person? Seems like everyone is just stuck on adding “will” to an existing title. It was funny a couple times, when the sentence structure was appropriate, but let’s move on.
The Monsters Will Not Take Your Advice
Sarah Marshall Will Be Forgotten!
Saddles Will Blaze
There will be Panic in this Room.
The Psycho Shall Be American.
There Will Be Blood.
Blood Is Simple
Lies will be True!
The Dead will Dawn!
KANE IS A CITIZEN.
We Were Soldiers!
Poets will form a society. But they’re dead.
This one might be my favorite ever. I want that to be in a trailer so bad.
These People Are Funny.
It will be a rushed hour
Something Will CRASH Into Something.
This summer, the head of Alfredo Garcia will. be. BRUNG!
the sunshine will be eternal. the mind will be spotless.
Shawshank will be Redeemed!
No wait, let me try that again:
2000+12!
OK one last time:
The Lieutenant is Bad…New Orleans is his Port Of Call!
That one’s a two-fer. Finally comic gold.
The Chitty Chitty Will Bang Bang!
They’re scoundrels, they’re dirty, and they’re rotten
These 12 Men are Angry
This Odyssey is in Space
One of these guys is dumb, the other one is dumber.
A Shopaholic Will Confess.
A Pelican Will Be Brief.
It ain’t THIS year at Marienbad
Good Will Hunting
Spotting on Trains 2 (The Suicide of the Virgins)
Scindler’s making a list
Christmas 93
Scindler’s making a list
Christmas 93
I’ve downvoted myself for not going with
This Christmas, Oscar’s making a List
A Sixth Saw
Their minds will be spotless and shine eternally!
Damn it.
There will be snakes on this plane.
A city of sin
They are bad and they are boys, together they are Bad Boys. II.
Oh Brother! Art thou ready for adventure!
Friends with money with the one from friends
Look who’s talking, too, It’s Dogs!
The Moon will be New.
The Side will be Blinded.
The Holmes will be Sherlocked.
Dying Will Be Difficult
Dying Will Be More Difficult
Dying With a Vengence Will be Difficult
Dying Will Be An Alternative to Living Free As Well As Being Difficult
≈18/2
i won’t play because i am not clever. just wanted to drop by to say Sam Worthington is so incredibly good looking.
Bill Will Be Killed!
Bones will be Lovely.
Nixon will be Frosted.
They Will Come Back…Sometime
They transform.
You Will Know Who I Killed
oh, SPOILER ALERT
Tigers Will Crouch and Dragon Will Hide
6 days 7 nights
They were there for a week.
Fidelity is High!
In 60 seconds he will be gone.
Kombat Will Be Mortal
The Worlds Will War
Currently there is an apocalypse.
A dream will be requiemed.
Something in LA is confidential.
In Las Vegas there is fear and loathing.
This kind of fiction is printed on low-grade pulp.
This is the Apes’ Planet!
Oh hey dude, there’s your car.
The Soldiers will be Small
This Academy is strictly for Police.