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Today’s Best New Party Game is inspired by the Clash of the Titans teaser trailer, which reader Samir points out has a very clever tag-line!
Really? REALLY? The tag-line for Clash of the Titans is “Titans Will Clash!”?!
A++, Hollywood. Extra credit! “Show your work!”
When I was in junior high school, in the mid-1920s, my “language arts” teacher told us to make “reading” posters that promoted reading, which would then hang in the hallway. Everyone worked all week on these things, and on Friday we had to present them to the rest of the class. Good assignment! One kid, named Edward, who looked like a scarecrow and whose dad legendarily asked the teacher if he could read computer programming manuals for his book reviews, walked up to the front of the class with a folded piece of red construction paper, which he dramatically unfolded, and in giant, thin letters, written in pencil, the paper just said “READ.” That is what this tag-line reminds me of, except that Edward’s poster was very funny (let’s just say that it was as funny as the teacher was mad) while this tag-line is just very lazy.
Anyway, you know how this goes:
- Private Ryan Will Be Saved!
- He Will Report And Also Observe!
- The Wild Things Are Here!
- Spinal Tap Is This!
It appears like the student has become the player of this game!
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Their Faces Will Come Off
OR
Off Come Their Faces
OR Off W/Their Faces
The bomb will be loved by worrying being stopped after I learned how…because Dr. Strangelove.
The Lambs Will Be Silent!
Redemption at Shawshank!
The Moon is New!
Pussycats Will Kill Faster!
After Today… There Will Be a Day… And After That Day… There Will Be Another Day.
The Rings will be Lorded!: The King will Return!
The towers, there’s two of ‘em!
Arizona Will Be Raised!
Blood Will Be There
wait…
There Will Be Blood: Oh yes, there will be blood.
The World Will Be Policed By Team America!
The World is Wayne’s!
Vendetta starts with a “V”!!!
blood is on its way…there will be blood
The Citizen will be Law Abiding
Cars Will Drive Fastly and Furiously
This time, the cars are overly Fast and Furious!
squatting in preparation…jumper
The Dead Will Rise At Dawn
He’s a Dreddful Judge!
There Will Be Treks to the Stars!
Clash of the Udderans #wrongpartygame
This Picture Show Will Be Their Last
There will be two men, and then also another man.
and then a baby…
…and then a little lady
Georgia Will Rule
Old Men will have no country
Club Will Fight!
A Club For Fighting
This Club . . . FIGHTS
A Club Expressly for Fighting
Mr. Fox Is Fan-tastic!
Pan Has A Labyrinth
The Right Thing Will Be Done
Lola Will Run!
See Lola Run
They Will Be Fast and Also They Will Be Furious!
There will be a war of the stars.
Georgia Will Rule.
These Dreams Will Come.
In 60 Seconds They’ll Be Gone.
Bitten by Reality!
Schindler has a list!
A Lieutenant Will Be Bad In New Orleans, Which Will Be The Port Of Call
This Story Will NEVER End!
A Land with lots of Zombies
There’s a lot of activity and some of it is paranormal!
Nemo Will Be Found
Titans will be Remembered
There Will Be Blood
Ms. Daisy will be driven
With boys and in cars, they will ride
Mail, you will have gotten
There’s a Right One. Let her In.
The Sentence will be Death
Baby Will Million Dollar!
I think I’m enjoying the ones that don’t quite work the most.
I like the ones that sound like Yoda.
the future is going back.
Couples will retreat.
Ghosts Will Be Busted
Ghosts Will Be Busted for a Second Time
There’s somebody afraid of Virginia Woolf.
not sure why this is in reply to you, That One.
Mockingbirds will be killed!
Michael Jackson’s This is it: because he’s dead.
“It” IS What It Is!
Marty Will Go Back To The Future
The Earth won’t move one day
“The People Will Be Funny”
Parents Will be Met!
That Thing Will Be Done By You
Steve Zissou’s aquatic life
Rather, Steve Zissou Will Have an Aquatic Life… ugh. I’ll show myself out.
The truth will be ugly
There will be a carol this Christmas
Old Men will have No Country
This Movie Takes Place 28 Weeks After a Point In Time!
*This Movie Will Take Place 28 Weeks After a Point In Time!
Midnight Will Be Gardened By Both Good And Evil.
Eve Will Be Abouted. ENTIRELY.
Only the Remains of the Day Will Remain.
The. Music. Will. Sound.
Someone will lose their car, dude!
Today, someone will be judged! (and terminated!)
True things will be told about both cats and dogs!
Someone will not only die, but will die hard–in fact, they’ll die hard, with a vengeance!
This Summer Will Be Wet, Hot, and American!
This truth is ugly
oh, I see I was just a bit too late!
In Bruges
There are pirates in the caribbean
These Games Will Be Funny
Happiness…Will Actually Not Be Experienced
The Dead Will Dawn!
Lebowski is about to have a BIG problem!
It’s a menacing phantom!
The clones are attacking
The sith get revenge
There’s hope and it’s new
There was a first strike and now the empire is returning it.
The Jedi returns!
The Wars are in the Stars!
The Lost Ark Will Be Raided!
Tyler Perry WILL do bad all on his own
Horses Will Be Shot, Won’t They?
A Poet Will Die
The Dead Will Evil
John Malchovich Will Be Been
This Long Distance Runner Will Get Lonely!
The Wind Will Make It Gone!
You Will Be Afraid To Ask Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex!
“Oy Vey!” will be exclaimed, at the news that their son is gay!
The Star Will Trek!
The Connection is French!
Emily Rose Will Be Exorcised.
There Will Be Something About Mary!
Radio is the New (retarded) Black
The Gingerbread Man Will Be Dead
Willy Wonka has a factory. And he makes chocolate.
In Seattle, someone isn’t sleeping
The Matrix Loads Again
100 x 3
Goats will be stared at… by men
Me, you will be asked to lean on.
The bride is a princess!
30 Years Old is the new Virgin.
A story about Christmas!
Schindler’s got a list…
“He’s gonna drive that taxi.”
“In space no one can hear you scream…’there’s an alien.’”
“They’re here…and by ‘they’ we mean poltergeists.”
“Don’t go in the water, because there’s a Jaws in there.”
This… Park… Is… Jurassic
These Sisters Will Travel Wearing Pants
This… Darjeeling… Is… Limited
This World Will Be Lost
This is Number 3.
Two consecutive hours of Cleo!
Predator Vs. Alien
This summer, these Tenenbaums are Royal!
This summer – A Man will Iron.
You will believe a Man can Iron?
These Burgers are Good
best one yet!
He sings at weddings
Titans will Remember.
He Will Play a Solo
The Locker Will Hurt
He’s A Cop In Addition To Being A Robot.
The Story that Never Ends!
I feel so used….
Its been 25 minutes and I’m already late to the party! Have we reached capacity here, should I just go?
Also its funny how most of these hardly resonate because its so close to the actual tag lines movies get. You wanna know the real tagline for The Fast and the Furious?
If loyalties must be broken, If the lines must be crossed, do it fast, do it Furious!
Thank you
Basterds So Inglorious They Spell Poorly