I’m really worried about Weezy, you guys. He turned 27 this fall, and you know what that means. Why the hell should he stop drinking whatever is in his cup? It’s his cup!
This is basically going to be the black Crumb.
The man needs to buy a closed captioning device and wear it as a necklace.
Man, that video gave me some profound sadness. Why is it framed like a eulogy? He is still alive for now, right? There is all sorts of morbid curiosity surrounding him and it makes me super uncomfortable. I felt the same way about Lindsey Lohan and Brittany Spears when they were on simultaneous Celebrity Death Watch, except this is worse because I actually really like a lot of the things Lil Wayne has produced. I don’t like the idea of him actually dying and then the makers of this film being like, “I called it!”
The music they played sure sounded like he’s gonna die soon…
In other news, Abe Vigoda is still alive.
(Please, Weezy, don’t die. And while we are talking, quality control? Have you heard of it?)
Abe’s long life and vitality may be entirely chalked up to not from making and consuming a mixture of root beer and cough syrup.
What is wrong with my typing lately? I need to lay off the sizzurp. But PURPLE DRANK just calls my name and I can’t say no!
The man starred in the Godfather and Good Burger. Abe ain’t a rookie, he’s a pro…
Hmmmm, yep, I likes it, probably because I can’t stop, can’t stop partyin, WHOOAAOOOAA, WHOOOAAAO, also all these pretty girls around me, and patron, and unusual being the usual, WHOOAAAOOAAAO, WHOOAOOAA
I feel like I should know this but is this coming out in theaters ate all or did it already?
or “at”, since as far as I know this is not an edible documentary.
but if it was, and if you ate it, I bet you’d be robo tripping for hours!
It’s a good thing 2012 will happen before Miley turns 27. My constitution is too delicate for that kind of stress.
AWWWW Mini Constantine! Shrunken Sloths are teh cutest
This actually looks really solid. Most documentaries shot during a musician’s peak are toothless puff pieces or cheap scandal exploitation made to cash in while before the subject’s fame dissipates. So far, this seems like an objective look a seriously crazy, seriously talented guy teetering on the edge.
I’m officially very excited.
Maybe I should read what I write while before I post it.
Da Cake Eatur should be allowed to comment if responses result in LOLs. WE ARE FORGETTING WHY WE ARE HERE PEOPLE.
And I want a khaki hat that says “LAB”, but it just ain’t gonna happen.
A man can dream…
You’re being weird about this, Lemonne. Da Cake Eatur changed his name a half dozen times despite being politely asked more than once to please just follow the User Guidelines. So I don’t really think there’s any issue here. He made his choice and now he is banned, forever. The end.
I was referring to Constantinople’s comment that also got deleted. And I was joking.
What if he said he was sorry?
It’s starting to look like we all have battered monster syndrome.
It’s so true. There’s a store near where I live called “Da Cake Shop”. Every time I see it, I get a little sad because I loved that gun-toting monkey and he betrayed us.
that’s real pain. i feel it with you, but without real world reminders: it lives in my heart.
I feel like their is growing tension between Lemonne and Gabe, and this build and build until a climactic duel on top of a bell tower
it’s not the black crumb. it’s the black the devil and daniel johnston.
Do you know westmeat?
no? should i?
He seems like a pretty immature guy. Very obsessed with money, not thinking about the future/consequences. That said, WHOA THERE LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!
I had a dream about lil wayne once.
I was chilling at the bus stop and he came up to me and asked if I wanted to watch The Lion King with him. So we went back to my house and started watching it on my couch, while drinking orange soda. Then he started crying hysterically and couldn’t stop. he starts telling me about how he has really low self esteem and worries that no one really like his music, and cant find someone to love. Then he turns to me and asks
“am I a good person?”
and I said “of course you are.”
and we hugged.
This actually happened to me once.
where was his daddy, Baby?
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‘”‘The Carter’ is the ‘Don’t Look Back’ of Rap” – Variety. Really? You mean the award winning Bob Dylan Bio-pic overseen by Martin Scorsese? Apparently “‘Variety’ is the ‘Shitpile’ of the respectable movie review industry’ – The World
You’re thinking No Direction Home. Don’t Look Back is the 1967 D.A. Pennebaker doc about Dylan’s last acoustic tour before he went electric.
Professor Dylan Docs would like to ask if you read the two chapters I assigned for this week.
Dang, you’re right Prof’. No, I didn’t read the two chapters. I was busy listening to the Carter. And no, got my docs mixed up, and also no. never paid much attention to variety either, I just thought it was a ludicrous quote regardless of whose magazine it may have come from. But, let’s hear it for t(his) t(eeth)railer…
1. Don’t Look Back was shot and directed by DA Pennebaker.
2. You’re not really familiar with Variety, are you?
I would find the possibly-impending demise of Lil Wayne much less sad if he didn’t have about 30 children running around all over the damn place.
Weezy F Baby, please don’t forget the Baby (and by Baby I mean that I’m a crippling drug addict that seriously needs help but instead I’ll participate in a Dr. Drew style exploration/exploitation of my fame and problems)….YOUNG MONEY!
I can’t defend lil wayne anymore. he’s a fucking idiot. there, i said it.
Damn, JoeSomebody needs teeth like his!
Can someone please get Lil Wayne’s head out of that yogurt cup that is filled with cough medicine?
Andrew, don’t interrupt!
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